Kingdom of perverted Hearts

(All characters that are underaged in the original works are 18 or older in this book.)

You see Sora rush out of the cave. Out of curiosity you walk in to see what happened. You don't see anything scary. Oh well. You know edible mushrooms grow hear. Might as well look for some. It's going to be a long journey on that raft, you'll need the extra food.

As you surch, you admire the carvings on the wall. You stop as you see something you don't like. You see a carving of Sora giving Kairi a Poapu Fruit. Out of anger, you scratch out Sora's face with a rock. Oh no. What have you done? Anyone who comes in will see his face scratched out. Oh well. Nothing you can do about now. Maybe who ever sees this won't realize its you who did it.

It has to be Sora who carved this. No why Kairi would pick him, at least not when she has 3 guys veing for her attention. You have just as much a chance as those 2. Even though they're way less introverted and they've already told her they like her even though you haven't even hinted at her yet. Ok, you need to make a grand gesture if you want any chance of catching up to those 2. Think, think, think.

You got it. Sora and Riku fight each other all the time. Sora even challenges everyone on the island except Kairi of course. You've never excepted. Not because you can't fight, but because you prefer to train alone and you don't want to be made a fool of. Well you train every day and your not going to lose your chance with her just because you don't want to risk getting embarrassed.

You get your practice sword and head to the raft. Good, Sora and Kairi are hear. "Sora!" They both look at you. He smiles. "Oh, hey Akira. What's up? You seem more energetic then normal." You point your pratice sword at him. "We don't know how long we'll be at sea. If we're going to fight, now might be our last chance for a good long while." Sora pulls out his training sword. "Never thought you of all people would challenge me. I've been looking forward to this. I've seen how much you train."

You walk slowly towards Sora, holding your sword in wing stance. It leaves you exposed but you look very intimidating. This pays off as Sora loses his confidence. Once close enough you strike him with speed and precision. You attack him several more times while he's disorientated. He trys to couter attack but you perfectly parry all his swipes, leaving him open for attacks of your own. He can't even touch you. This feels unfair. Well, that was until Sora spins like a top. You easily block it but he uses your moment of confusion to hit you. He keeps hitting you since you can't defend the amount of presure he's putting on you. You lose the duel.

You punch the sand in frustration. Not only did you lose your first duel, you did it in front of your crush. "Ah, I'm so useless. I get hit once and I completely lose my composure."

Sora pats your sholder. "Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. You did great. I've never seen someone sword fight like that before. If you spared a few times I think you'd be the best sword fighter on the island." You calm down. "Do you mean it?" Kairi walks over and smiles. "You looked really cool. Both of you did."

You stand up. Even though your jealous of Sora, he's still your best friend. You almost forgot that. Also you impressed Kairi, so you consider this a mission success. Your not sure your back in the race, but at least this is a step in the right direction.

(Cover art by irregular fetishes. Please support them if you can.

Please don't complain about my spelling in the comments. You'll bring back past trauma. I have dyslexia. I always try my best to spell correctly but I'll never be perfect. You'll only be hurting me, not helping.

So originally I was just going to do a Disney book but I decided to make it Kingdom Hearts instead. I actually don't know that much about Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantsy, but I know enough to make a book about them. I am an expert on Disney movies though.

So the plan is for time to stop for awhile as Akira explores the worlds of Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and Final Fantasy 7. Then time will start again and he'll join Sora on his journey.

Sorry if I get the Kingdom Hearts lore wrong. I've only seen a playthrough of 3 and 1. (No clue how I became a fan starting at 3.) I hope you'll enjoy anyways.

Hope you all enjoy the book. Please get plenty of sleep and drink plenty of water.)