Internet Girls On Demand
The best website to get a girlfriend
Chapter 1
by 
Benb315
“Picture this viewer: Joey is sitting around one day in his home doing nothing. He gets bored so what does he do? He jerks off but wait what is he using? His HAND?!? Joey you eat with that hand!”
“What else am I supposed to do?” Asks Joey
“I’ll tell you! Instead of using that hand on yourself you could just go to Internet Girls On Demand. We have an extensive library of girls to download. Why jerk off to Mia Khalifa when you can have a robot become Mia Khalifa?”
“But isn’t that expensive? Porn is free.”
“Joey you stupid fuck! Porn has ads, malware, and waaaay too many singles in my area. You may not be paying directly but they are gathering your information to sell to people. We at igod don’t have any ads and for a one time purchase you could have any girl you want in your room in 3-5 business days. We don’t just have pornstars though we have influencers, models, politicians, singers, actors, and dancers. If you can think of a famous person we probably have it.”
“You didn’t answer me, isn’t it expensive?”
“Don’t interrupt me you little shit! No it is not expensive and we have pricing plans to fit any budget. Our sex bots are priced anywhere between 100 dollars and 1000 dollars with personality selections going as low as 5 dollars. It’s as simple as that you pay a one time fee for a robot and a personality and you’ll get to fuck them for the rest of your life.”
“The rest of my life? How long do these things last?”
“Well joey that is just the thing we have adjustable warranty’s where you pay for as much time as you want. It’s only 10 bucks a year and if for any reason it stops working correctly while it is covered you can send it in and get a new one for free.”
“Again you didn’t answer my question. You see that right?”
“SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF BITCH!”
“What does that mean?!”
“ITS- *mhm* they last between 5-10 years without worry of breakage.”
“Wow that’s a lot of use!”
“You’re damn right Joey!”
“But what if I want them to act different or have bigger features?”
“Well we have an extensive list of mods you can install onto your robot. Do you want to control the body of your personality? Easy we have the body modifier mod. Do you want them to act like your girlfriend? Easy we have the love mod. Do you want to have some fun emulating what it would be like to control the actual person you chose? Easy we have the sentience mod. We have over 50 mods for you to choose from and for a limited time it’s buy one get one free on all mods!!!”
“Wow! It’s like you’re paying people to buy these things!”
“You’re goddamn right you mistake of a human being! So don’t hesitate come buy one today and remember “Robot pussy is better than no pussy!”