On a boat, stealing WiFi from a lobster restaurant
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When I'm not writing erotica I like to
Return to a much less angry state where I can properly respect women instead of… what I write about.
When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Or a hardcore parody called hitch-humpers guide to the phallusy. Yo if you read this, comment on one of my stories if I should write that parody.
My favorite word for "penis" is
What are you a cop?
My favorite word for "vagina" is
Uhhhh… what are you a… female… cop?
I write erotica because
I fucking hate ai and I’ll be damned if the smut industry gets automated. Lead by example!
In conclusion, I am
Forcing everyone else to dress like Waldo while I’m the only normally dressed person.
