Benb315

Story Crafter

Benb315 was last seen:: 5 days ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: -

Location:: On a boat, stealing WiFi from a Red Lobster

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Return to a much less angry state where I can properly respect women instead of… what I write about.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Or a hardcore parody called hitch-humpers guide to the phallusy. Yo if you read this, comment on one of my stories if I should write that parody.

My favorite word for "penis" is: What are you a cop?

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Uhhhh… what are you a… female… cop?

I write erotica because: I fucking hate ai and I’ll be damned if the smut industry gets automated. Lead by example!

In conclusion, I am: Forcing everyone else to dress like Waldo while I’m the only normally dressed person.