About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
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- Location
- On a boat, stealing WiFi from a Red Lobster
- Homepage
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Return to a much less angry state where I can properly respect women instead of… what I write about.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Or a hardcore parody called hitch-humpers guide to the phallusy. Yo if you read this, comment on one of my stories if I should write that parody.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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What are you a cop?
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Uhhhh… what are you a… female… cop?
- I write erotica because
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I fucking hate ai and I’ll be damned if the smut industry gets automated. Lead by example!
- In conclusion, I am
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Forcing everyone else to dress like Waldo while I’m the only normally dressed person.
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