In the Apocalypse

I wake up to the sound of birds and zombies growling up at me. I was sleeping in a tree as usual. It was still summer so at least its warm enought for now. I look over to where my backpack was and took out my bootle drinking a bit. I ate my last can yesterday so I should go to the near town to look for some new supplies.

One of the zombies caught my eyes, not only did he look kinda hot in his swimming trunks but he also had something much more interesting in them. A long and thick masterpiece of a revolver. Hopefully it has still some bullets in it otherwise it would be as useless as the dick atached to that guy.

There are three zombies at the base of the tree luckily they aren't realy fast, or better sayed they are slow as heck. I dont know how the world was overthrown by thise beasts, on the otherhand it wasn't realy their doing as most people just took the opertunity to look, ravage and to there hearts content only days after the first outbreak. That was a realy scary time and most people turned then as they underestimated the threat they are. Dont get me wrong they still are slow but once they grab you they hold you like a horny sex offender.

I make quick work of the three zombies shooting them whith my bow. Once they are dead I climb down and grab the gun from the one with the swimming trunks takeing a peak at his equipment if you know what I mean. And I must say it ain't bad. A nice 7" cock while flaccid, I wish we would have meet bevore you turned. But no wasting time now, I grab the arrows and make my way towards town. They should be up again in a couple of hours or a day at most. Yea there realy is only one way to kill zombies and it is to remove there head everything else will only shut them of for a bit to heal. That is also why many people died. They thought they killed a zombie only for it to stand back up shortly after.

Anyway off to town.