I, Burglar

It was all going so well, you were in the bedroom and up to your elbows in the jewellery drawer when you heard the car pull up in the drive! You peeked out of the window - there they were, unloading Tesco bags, the man and his wife. They were supposed to be at work, not coming home at this point!!!

You look around in a panic to see where you are - yep, definitely in the shit.

You've made a mess and there's no time to tidy it, your options are limited and decreasing by the moment. You hear footsteps approaching the house....