Glory Holes

Today I discovered a strange looking app on my phone. I figured it was just another one of those apps that gets downloaded with updates. I opened it thinking id see what the app was about.

As soon as I opened the app confetti flew across my screen and some text scroll started.

“CONGRAGULATION!! You have been selected to participate in the beta version of Glory Hole.

Have you ever felt horny when your significant other is out of town and masturbation just wont do it? Or maybe you need a hookup but you cant be bothered to go through the process of getting ready and meeting the person. Well here is the solution.

Just make a profile on the app taken a picture of what ever body part you want to use on the app. You can use multiple body parts at one time with the help of our patented Multi Holes which are sold separately.

If you want to have some fun with you partner just have then download the app then search their username and connect then just hold phone up to whatever hole you like or putt whatever body part you want through the screen and I think you can figure out the rest.

If you want something quick and easy you just have to browse through the app to see who is currently online looking for some fun.

The app also has messaging so you can plan a session with someone who is currently not online.”

“There is no way this is real” I though. “But what if it is”