Fucking Gods
Do you fuck them or do they fuck you?
Chapter 1
by 
knurpslquorg
You wonder, what was before. Everything has to have a beginning, somehow. but what - or who was before that beginning? How came this world into existence? And why the heck is the air over there flirring and glistening?
Who are you?
Carol - not the sharpest knife in the drawer but still the hottest chick at your college
Father Paul - an irish priest in the year of the Lord one thousand four hundred and seventeen
Athanasios - a wannabe philosopher in ancient greece
Gorgara - Mother of Kralos the Mammoth slayer and Protector of the Flame