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Chapter 3

 "Hnnnnngh!" This was Leslie's tenth orgasm of the day. Ever since she made the mistake of pissing off that warlock, every attempt she made at crime came to a humiliating end - sometimes literally. First, she'd tried to stuff racks of clothes...

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Chapter 3

 "Welcome to Mount McKinley National Park!" she said with sparkling blue eyes and a wide, inviting smile. "I'm ranger Kelly Kovac, and I'll be taking you on a tour of the mountain today." With the exception of the park's name change, nothing...

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Chapter 4

  "U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!" Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, wife of the man second in line to the throne, could only hope her cover of Kimberly Webster would stick as she streaked across the field. At lea...

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Chapter 4

 "Oh. Oh, god. Put those things away." "Not a chance. We paid for the chance to do whatever we wanted, and we're getting our money's worth." Six months ago, Liz Mair had respect. Speaking gigs on shows like...

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Chapter 4

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Chapter 4

 She had on way too much makeup. Her shirt, wrinkled. Rollers in her hair. Another day in the life of Katy Tur. She sat in front of the camera, buttons undone to tease a glimpse of her cleavage while she rea...

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Chapter 4

 It all started with a hot mic. A single bad day, a solid ten minutes of the most degrading comments anyone ever heard spoken live on national television. Now it was up to he...

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Chapter 4

 When the president nominated her for a Cabinet position, Neera Tanden was honored. Flattered. Overjoyed. As Director for the Office of Management and Budget, she could judge...

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Chapter 4

    "That's right, I fucked other men while married." Nancy Mace proudly strode into the Capitol building as cameras captured her...

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Chapter 4

They had come to their last resort. After exhausting every diplomatic avenue and every political connection, repelling the eagerness of Russia to dominate every country in the world or turn it into a nuclear wasteland left these world leaders with but to entertain the d...

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Chapter 4

The remnants of a recently cleared encampment smoldered as Nemat Shafik, President of Columbia University, walked out in front of the campus' prized library. Only, she didn't look the part. Standing nude but for Israel flag pasties, an Israel thong, her glasses and cherished pear...

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Chapter 3

Amy Vivian Coney Barrett (born January 28, 1972) is an American lawyer and jurist serving as an associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. She is the fifth woman to serve on the court. She was nominated by Donald Trump and has served since October 27, 2020. She...

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Chapter 4

 Like all Republicans, Amy Coney Barrett thought she would get an exception to her own rules. As the woman to replace Ruth Bader Ginsburg, she served the exact opposite purpo...

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Chapter 4

 "Ay caramba." In her former life, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's worst gig involved $10 tips from slurr...

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Chapter 3

Charlotte Pence Bond (born Charlotte Rose Pence; June 25, 1993) is an American writer who is the second child and elder daughter of former Vice President of the United States, Mike Pence and former Second Lady of the United States, Karen Pence. Pence graduated from DePaul Univer...

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Chapter 4

  "This is bullshit." After hours of walking around tunnels under DC, Charlotte Pence reached a checkpoint. She thought her troubles were over until they told her what it...

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Chapter 3

Alina Saad Habba (born March 25, 1984) is an American lawyer and Managing Partner of Habba, Madaio & Associates LLP, a firm based in Bedminster, New Jersey, with an office in New York City. Habba is currently representing former US president Donald Trump, and is also a senior adv...

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Chapter 4

    “What the hell are you wearing?!” The judge said. His exasperation matched the jury’s when Alina Habba entered in a black thon...

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Chapter 3

Kamala Devi Harris (born October 20, 1964) is an American politician and attorney who has been the 49th vice president of the United States since 2021, serving under President Joe Biden. She is the first woman, the first African American, and the first Asian American to be vice p...

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Chapter 4

    When Vice President Kamala Harris jumped up to the 2024 presidential nominee, the news sent shockwaves through American soc...