Chapters tagged idiot

by FreakyFreak

Chapter 3

Robert woke to a tankard thudding before his face. Blearily opening his eyes, he found his face sunken onto the table he was sprawled over, and the barkeep had just set the drink down, now judging him. Whatever. "Cheers." He groaned as he separated cheek from wood, grasping the...

by FreakyFreak

Chapter 3

Feeling sore and aching all over, Robert was woken by the sun peeking through his window. Judging by the fact he was still fully dressed but in his own bed, he must've wandered home at some point. He was pretty sure he wasn't close enough to anyone for them to take him home. As...

by FreakyFreak

Chapter 3

When Robert awoke, he didn't recognize his surroundings. Not usually surprising after a night of drinking, but he didn't recognize them whatsoever. Never in his life, had he been here before. He was in a copse of trees, tall and sturdy. They stood alone in a great plain of grass...

by FreakyFreak

Chapter 4

Trying to stave off the mounting queasiness at his predicament, Robert went to his bag, to take stock of his drunkenly packed supplies. \- four different shirts \- three different pants \- one boot \- two cloaks \- three bottles of ale (possibly taken from the tavern) \- on...