Chapters tagged tf2

by Eagle_Bacon

Chapter 1

You laid in bed like the sole sardine in an empty tin, holding your phone in front of your face. Post after post scrolled past your dead fish eyes, barely any neurological activity occurring behind them. Even though you wanted to rest the whole week, now that it was here it was j...

by Eagle_Bacon

Chapter 2

The sentry gun of course! There’s no way that you could resist having the iconic machine decorate your bedroom like it adorned the Valve offices. Oh the things you could do with a sentry gun! Go on walks, play fetch, rain bullets down on your enemies, go on car rides, take...

by Eagle_Bacon

Chapter 3

Sentry-chan was cute and all, but as a great robot once said… “Upgrades, people, upgrades!”. You attempted to scroll through your weapons in real life, but even though you could hear the scroll wheel mentally, your hands in real-life failed to switch to anything else, no matter h...

by Eagle_Bacon

Chapter 2

Well, a sentry gun would be cool, but it had the potential to instantly turn around and kill you, which wouldn’t be all that cool. How about a dispenser? …Boring! What would it do, sit there and spit out some ammo and bandaids? No, the clear choice of what to build first had to b...