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Time for a break?

Time for a vacation?

Time for a new career?

Time for a lifestyle change?

Time to reinvent yourself?

Whatever you’re looking for… you can find it in Cape Copulation…!!!

Cape Copulation is the jewel in the west coast crown…. Commonly known as “the Cape”, it’s a place where you can do or be anything you want… leave your inhibitions behind….

Cape Copulation is the place to fulfil your every desire, fantasy or ambition … whatever your goal, you can make it happen in Cape Copulation…

From our pristine sandy beaches

To our highlands

Cape Copulation has something for you…..

About Cape Copulation

Cape Copulation is a penisular located on the sunny west coast. Home to over 2 million residents and enjoys over half a million visitors every year.

History

Initially settled in 1821, within 3 years, gold was discovered on the banks of Lake Flaccid. By 1828 the town ballooned to a population of over 10,000.

The gold rush boosted the economy and many infrastructures arose including, saloons, hotels, brothels and bathhouses.

Bathhouse circa 1896

By the 1920’s, several districts were established along with local government.

Districts

• Copulation City

City is the central business and industry region of the Cape.
Home to many national and international companies along with a thriving entertainment scene.

• Copulation Bay

The Bay is our primary destination for vacationers.
With many amazing beaches, it’s also home to top class hotels and high-rise apartments and B’n’B’s.
The Bay is packed with a range of entertainment options including clubs, restaurants and shops, there’s something for everyone

• The Lakes

Home to two amazing lakes, Lake Flaccid and South Lake, it’s a haven for many water sports. In between is a little bit of suburbia as well as home to South Lake University of Technology, the Cape’s most prominent seat of education

• Mount Punani

The great outdoors. Home to some of the country’s best hiking and biking trails, along with many caravan parks and camping spots.

Accommodation, Hotels and Resorts

Tangiers Hotel and Casino

Luxury at its finest

Fallis Island

Beachfront luxury resorts

Sapphoric Sands

Girls only…. Sorry guys!

… or for an alternative visit…

Lake Flaccid Naturist and Sports Resort

Whatever your preference, Cape has accommodations to suit every lifestyle and budget

Restaurants, cafés and bars

• Fine Dining

Enjoy a meal at one of many top class restaurants

Or try some of the best street food in the country

• Cafés

Piping hot coffee at the best cafés

• Bars

Enjoy a brew at one of our many European Beer cafés

Education

• South Lakes University of Technology

Get the highest quality of education at one of the most prestigious universities in the world

With a high quality education and a well respected degree, you too can be a SLUT graduate

Things to do

• Activities

Challenging mountain biking

World class sporting and exercise facilities

High end shopping on Beaver Street Mall

Beautiful surf beaches

• Relaxation

Luxury Resort pools

Hot tubs

Refreshing Saunas

Kim’s Korean Bathhouse

Bather optional Beaches

Artistic studios

Become an artist

Or become an artist life model

Events and Entertainment

Copulation Bay celebrates diversity and multicultural activities. The Cape ensures the entertainment it attracts is world class, including;

Cape Copulation Sci-Fi and Comic Festival

Copulation Bay LGBTQIA+ Mardi Gras Carnival

Coming soon… No#1 Chart Topping Pop sensations, P3ACH, performing hits from their latest album, Pick Up Lines

This summer - The Pork Hunts perform every Friday night at the Tangiers Amphitheater

Sultry Cabaret Performer Pearlesque

On the naughty side…

Cape Copulation is the sexiest place in the country. Every district has a vast array of exotic and erotic attractions that will amaze and excite. Whatever your carnal pleasures, it’s here in the Cape;

Some recommended establishments ;

• Lingerie & bikini bars

O’Sullivan’s Irish Sports Bar

Enjoy a night out with sports on the big screen and beer served by our gorgeous waitresses

Beaver Liquor

For a hot girls night out

• Strip clubs

Cape Copulation has more full nude and interactive strip clubs than anywhere in the country

• Parlours

Happy Endings massage

Enjoy a relaxing full body massage that will blow more than your mind

• Gentlemen’s Establishments

Chatte Poilue

A little bit of French exquisite … an establishment for the distinguished gentleman who enjoys a more natural experience

Cleft of Venus

The smoothest place on the Cape. Helping the young men of Cape Copulation lose their virginity for over 50 years

Rocky’s Steamroom

Our doors are always open

• Ladies Establishments

Special Delivery

we COME to you!

We deliver the biggest packages on the Cape
Gay, bi and bi-curious also welcome

The Ladies Lounge

Therapeutic, relaxing and sensual massage

Specialists in internal relaxation massages

• Non-binary establishments

T-Surprise!

Our gorgeous ladies have that little bit extra

Can you guess what that is?

• For adventurous couples

The Debauchery Club

Open for public and private events, if you’re curious about anything… absolutely anything, then the Debauchery Club is for you

Consensual BDSM and non-violent kinks can be found at the Debauchery Club

However you choose to spend your time in Cape Copulation, make it a story to remember ….

…. or enjoy stories from our visitors and residents

Your adventure awaits …..