Episode One - Arrival

It’s been a long journey but flight TK421 is landing in Cape Copulation

Jana has arrived in Cape Copulation to attend the wedding of her dear friend, Angel to Cape Copulation Crusaders Team Captain Charles Dickson.

The young ladies met when they attended boarding school several years ago. They quickly became great friends and share the same birthday.

Being the best of friends, they are quite alike but also have some differences as well.

Jana heralds from a rather well established family from Priapic City.

Although not of the same affluence as her friend Angel, her family afforded her a lot of similar privileges. Jana herself is a lot more independent than her family likes and has a strong desire to make it on her own terms….

Angel… well, she is almost Royal. She is from a very prominent and influential family in the Cape.

Her father, Tony Baritone is one of the wealthiest people in Cape Copulation. Angel, being Tony’s only child, is heir to his massive fortune. Publicly, Angel … is an angel… an absolute darling of the society pages. Privately, Angel has more than a closet full of indiscretions.

Having shared similar experiences growing up, it made sense that they were destined to be life long friends.

Being such good friends growing up that upon turning 18, they decided to immortalise the occasion by making a special film

Just for fun…..

After finishing boarding school, they went back to their respective homes but maintained regular contact via phone calls, email, text, social media and visits when they could.

Jana hasn’t visited the Cape since the coronavirus hit the planet, so is expecting that a lot has changed.

Upon receiving Angel and Charlie’s wedding invitation, she didn’t hesitate to book her flight to attend.

Today Angel has been kind enough to pick Jana up from the airport

Jana jumps in the car

Angel: “hey baby girl”

Jana: “hey yourself, soon to be missus Dickson!!!”

They share a warm greeting

Angel: “How was the flight?”

Angel starts to drive out of the airport car park

Jana: “It was alright…but I’m excited to be here for your wedding”

Angel: “it wouldn’t be the same if you weren’t here to celebrate with us”

Jana: “well thanks for the invite and thanks for letting me stay at your apartment”

Angel: “anytime bae…. I’m rarely there these days so you’ll be doing me a flavour by staying there”

Jana: “it’s appreciated”

Jana subtly gestures her appreciation

The ladies exit the airport park and drop zone and onto the highway

Angel: “shit!… look at this traffic?”

Jana: “well, it’s not all bad… it gives us a chance to hang”

Angel: “I like your thinking”

Jana: “so where are you going for the honeymoon?”

Angel: “that’ll be after the season ends in a few months”

Jana: “really??? Not after the wedding?”

Angel: “well, as Charlie is Captain, the Crusaders need him on the field….. besides, we agreed that with all the media attention on the wedding, we want that to die down before making a quiet getaway”

Jana: “I guess that makes sense… so long as you have a honeymoon, it doesn’t matter when”

As they drive, Jana notices the billboards that litter the highway

Jana: “whoah!”

Jana: “Tara’s totally naked on a billboard!…”

Angel: “oh yeah….you’ll get used to that”

Jana: “I heard she won that Miss Nude Competition… she’s clearly taken that to another level”

Angel: “you ain’t seen nothing yet!….her tits and ass have taken over the Cape…..”

Jana: “here comes another one” Jana says as she views the next billboard

Jana: “Late Night Turkey Slap…. What’s that?”

Angel: “it’s the hottest new tv show on the Cape …. It’s all about fucking and has lots of nudity….. it’s almost like educational porn tv”

Jana: “oh cool, I might learn something”

Jana: “Guilty Pleasure Fashions…. One of those just opened up in Priapic city”

Angel: “have you ever been there?….. it’s got some sexy fashion….”

Jana: “not yet”

Angel: “I think they have a new line coming out soon”

Jana: “well…. I’ll just have to go and see”

They approach another board

Jana: “chatttt… what does it say?”

Angel: “Chatte Poilue… it’s a brothel”

Jana: “what a strange name....”

Angel: “it’s French…. It means ‘Hairy Pussy’….”

Jana: “oh … so like a fetish club?”

Angel: “maybe …I’ve never seen it”

They continue driving….

Angel: “here comes another Tara billboard…”

Jana: “huh!…That’s subtle” Jana says sarcastically “gateway to the Cape …. and her legs are wide open….”

Angel: “hahahaha”

Jana: “well, you weren’t wrong…. Tara tits ARE everywhere!”

Angel: “there’s a lot more of her all over the place!”

Jana: “I must admit, she’s come a long way since our boarding school days…..”

Jana: “I remember when she first arrived…. We’d all be naked in the shower block…. and she used to hide under her towel until the last second before entering the showers”

Angel: “hahahahahahaha” Angel chuckles “I don’t recall that”

Jana: “you don’t?…Tara was sooo shy back then”

Angel: “The time I remember is the the day Tara walked into the shower block totally shaved down below”

Jana: “oh yes! I remember that…. Everyone freaked!”

Angel: “yeah… I freaked so much that I bought razors that same day”

Jana: “I think we all did…. The shop must have made a small fortune that day!”

Angel: “I do know that she started fucking lots of guys after that”

Jana: “I think we all did”

Angel: “well we all knew”

Jana: “hahahah… no, I mean we all started having sex after that”

Angel: “we sure did”

Jana: “so is Tara coming to the wedding?”

Angel: “Absolutely!…”

Jana: “cool… I’ll try catching up with her”

Angel: “well you could just drop by…. she has an apartment next to mine… the one you’re staying at…”

Angel: “however, she’s been out of town for the last few weeks….. on some junket for the tourist bureau…. but I think she’ll be back in the Cape tomorrow…”

Jana: “cool… maybe I can do a surprise visit?”

Angel: “that’s a great idea!”

Angel: “anyway, what other plans do you have while you’re here?”

Jana: “I wouldn’t mind getting laid!”

Angel: “I can help you out with that”

Jana: “of course you can… sex with you goes without saying ….but you’ll be fucking your husband… I wouldn’t mind getting some while you’re doing that”

Angel: “don’t worry bae, I can help you there too”

Jana: “thanks Ange, you’re the best”

They both smile before Jana changes the subject

Jana: “ummm…I was wondering if you need any help with wedding preparations?”

Angel: “thanks…but actually Dad has hired the best planners on the Cape, so I think they have all that sorted”

Jana: “oh, ok… how is Tony anyway?…is he ok since your mum passed?”

Angel: “it’s 6 years now … he wasn’t in a good place for a long time but I think he’s come to terms with it all….”

Angel: “I’ve been encouraging him to get out more… date some women and stuff”

Jana: “and how is that going for him?”

Angel: “rumour has it that he’s referring to himself as the King of Hearts and sending that playing card out to ladies he wants to sleep with…”

example of Angel’s Dad’s calling card

Jana: “that’s inventive…”

Angel: “i think it’s a bit sleazy…but whatever… enough about my Dad…. any other news in the world of Jana?”

Jana: “actually…. My trust fund matured, so I’ve decided to move out here….. “

Angel: “Really!!!! …… oh that’s so great” Angel responds enthusiastically

Jana: “so I’ll check out some real estate while I’m here”

Jana: “maybe find some kind of job or hobby or something to keep me occupied”

They drive past another billboard

Jana: “Cleft of Venus… another brothel I presume?”

Angel: “….yeah”

Jana: “employment available….”

Angel: “OH! you’re not thinking about???????”

Jana: “not really….but if I can’t get any dick while I’m here, I might consider it”

Angel: “Jana…with the amount of dick you’re going to get, you’re going to bankrupt a few brothels!”

Jana: “hahahahah… thanks bae”

Angel: attempting to change the dynamic of the conversation “...so what prompted the decision to want to move out here?”

Jana: “I been wanting to get away from home for a while now…. the laws are pretty relaxed here… good weather…. nude beaches… and you’re here”

Angel: “well I’m glad I came after nude beaches in your selection criteria….”

“hahahahahahaha”
They both laugh at Angel’s quip

Jana: “I like the idea of being able to strip for a swim”

Angel: “well, you found it here… ever since the new mayor got elected, all sorts of public exposure laws have been changed….”

Angel: “it’s been great for the economy…. so many places have opened up to accommodate the demand…. like private pools, spas and clubs….”

Jana: “is it true that you can nude up anywhere you want?”

Angel: “not quite, but if in doubt …. Wear clothes“

Jana: “somewhat cryptic but ok… ” Jana acknowledges with some confusion over the response

Jana: “well, can we go past a nude beach?…I’d like to see”

What will they see when they get to the beach?