Body Cream ENF

For the last year, specialists at ENFTECH had been working to create a new beauty cream. This wouldn't be a cream to make the face look better, but one applied to the whole body to improve it. The team of scientist and experts worked for months, but in the end the results were not what was expected.

The cream did not work as intended. Instead, in all test subjects it had strange unforeseen results. The cream was intended to expand breast tissue, giving women larger breasts, but it utterly backfired. It tightened breast tissue, reducing women's breasts. The fat reducing abilities, designed to tighten stomach, butt and thighs instead expanded the skin, causing a looser, thicker lower half. Basically, it did the exact opposite of what was intended! They tried to switch the chemicals around, so the breasts would grow and not the lower half would tighten, but that had even stranger, more unpredictable effects.

So, at the end of the year the ENFTECH board of directors was meeting around a table, discussing this strange, failed project.

"What are we going to do?" Moaned the head of R&D. "We've invested 50 million in a project that does the opposite of what was intended!"

"Our beauty line is our biggest revue stream." Moaned the head of project management.

"It gets worse." The CFO shook his head. "We've spent another 10 million promoting this project. Our whole business is riding on a product no sane woman would want to use!"

"If I may..." The head of advertising spoke up. "... I have an idea."