The model project

"Well, I know someone at the largest modelling agency in the country." The head of advertising, one Ken Davis explained. "If we get them to give our product to models, we can use the publicity to make the failed project a success.

"Explain please." The head of R&D asked curiously.

"Well, the public needs help deciding what beauty is." Ken said. "So, they look to models to set the standard. So, if we get models to use our product, people will think the results are the new beauty, the way women should look!"

"But, how do we get a model to willingly take something that gives them small tits and a big ass?"

"Well, my friend can write it into their contract." Ken said. "Almost no one reads their contracts, let alone models."