The actress idea

"By all means" The CEO said, motioning the head of advertising to continue.

"Well, I have a friend who runs one of the largest actor representation agencies." The head of Advertising, Ken Davis explained. "And, I think he could get some actresses to use our products, giving us the best publicity possible."

"But, what actress wants small tits and a big ass?" Asked the head of R&D, frustrated.

"Well, we can be... obtuse... about the effects of the product." Ken explained.

"Obtuse?" Asked the head of project development.

"He means lie." The CEO said.

"Not lie exactly." Ken shrugged. "At least not in any way we'd be legally accountable for."

"So, you're telling me you want to trick actresses into altering their bodies as part of the launch of our product?"

"Well... yes." Ken said.