Be Careful What You Wish For

"Keep it down loser! I have an exam in the morning and I'd prefer if you didn't keep me up all night." Your stepsister Tanya shouted at you from the door to your room, dressed in nothing but a towel, her long brown hair matted down from her shower. She was 2 years older than you, and went to the local college for English. She was also a total bitch. After she slammed the door shut you heard her stomp back upstairs and go into her room, directly above yours. It was only the two of you home tonight, your stepmom out working late, and your dad on a business trip in Italy. You would think after living in the same house for 4 years Tanya would be nicer to you, but then again you'd think that by now you'd stop seeing her as sexy and start seeing her as a sister. Guess some things never change.

Looking over at the clock on your nightstand you see its 10:00 PM. You'd been playing DOOM for nearly 6 hours now. You aren't really tired yet, but you figure its best to call it quits now before Tanya comes stomping down again. You already had a tent forming in your pants from seeing her in a towel, and you'd prefer she didn't see that. Seeing no other option, you grab your phone and disrobe as you head over towards your bed. You don't have anything in particular in mind, you just know that you wont be falling asleep till you get rid of your erection. You can't help but wish that you didn't have to do this on your own, but since you’re single you don't exactly have anyone you can ask for assistance. No girlfriend, no friend-with-benefits, and you definitely aren’t gonna ask Tanya. As you approach your bed you notice a light shoot across the sky through your window.

‘A shooting star.' You think to yourself.

You are about to dismiss it, but whether due to your mind being clouded from being hard or some childish impulse, you make a wish.

"I wish I could have sex anytime I wanted." You spoke your wish out loud, and immediately felt like an idiot, both from making such a dumb wish and from using a shooting star in the first place.