Adventures at Parcheesi's Pizza

It was a humid Friday night in the Panhandle August. Lee had been busting his ass all night at his new position, Head Driver, all week and couldn't wait to go home to his friend Buddy Weiser. At least, that's all he expected his night would amount to. It was about 5 minutes before closing time, and sure enough, some baked asshole had called in for a delivery at the FSU dorm. As Head Driver, Lee now had the authority to assign drives to the people under him, but he didn't want to make any waves. It was almost 2 am and everyone wanted to go home. There was Nina and Liz in the kitchen cleaning up, while Ted, the other driver, was tirelessly working the counter. Lee knew the right thing to do would be to take the drive himself, but it would also be nice to get Ted out of the way and offer Liz a ride home, since she was also an incoming freshman without a car...