Absolutely Anything

When you sit on the couch watching whatever craps playing on the tv a loud bang comes from outside and a blue light fills the room. You Look out the window to see smoke pouring from the centre of the garden.

You go to investigate. After putting on your shoes, coat and grabbing your flash light you walk outside. You cough when the smoke hits you but you push through it until you see a little black box with a red liquid pouring from the top.

“What the...” you say

You kneel before this mystery item then out of curiosity you put out your finger and touch the mystery liquid.

7AM

Your awoken by the sound of your phone. Ring Ring... Ring Ring..... you glance at your phone to see it’s your best friend.

“Alright” you say

“Would you rather get your dick sucked by Anna Kendrick or Kristen Bell” He asks

“What” you say laughing

“Would you rather your dick get sucked by Kristen Bell or Anna Kendrick”

“Erm I don’t know”

“Just answer the question” he orders

“If I had to pick probably Anna Kendrick”

The second Those words leave your mouth you hear a puff sound come from the other room.

“Yeah you would” he says laughing

“Shut up” you say laughing “so you up for cinema later”

No voice is heard

“Hello... you still there” still no voice is heard so you hand up the phone. You then walk into the other room to see the 5 star actress Anna Kendrick on kneeling on the floor.

In shock no words leave your mouth, she crawls towards your and places her hand on your crotch. She unzips your pants pulling out your massive cock. She begins to suck.

“What the fuck” you say still letting her suck. You make eye contact and she smiles at you. She continues to suck while you figure out what the fuck is going on.