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Humor & Satire — Funny, sexy tales
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Those Snooping Brats by Gray Gremlin
17 hours agoJake Magnum and Phineas Farris are the worst nightmares for petty hoodlums, weirdo criminals, and the Edgewater Police Department.
- 158 Likes
- 4,767 Views
- 16 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Male
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The Freeuse SIM by oldtoad78
2 weeks agoIntrigued by hype surrounding a cutting-edge VR SIM, David ventures into a SIM Center to craft his ultimate fantasy. With the help of SIM-one, a sharp-tongued virtual guide, he builds a world where free use reigns, shaping its rules and his own attributes. As the simulation takes form, SIM-one morphs into Simone—a striking, sarcastic avatar—heightening David’s excitement as he stands on the brink of his tailor-made, boundary-pushing adventure.
- 80 Likes
- 7,869 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Male
More grocery store, MILF, cashier, oral sex, sex from behind, blowjob, public sex, voyeurism, bartender, punk girl, goth waitress, music bar, band dynamics, dom female, submissive male, filthy talk, messy oral, lipstick smears, cum swallowing, power play, dirty banter, SIM reality, post-sex haze, unapologetic kink, character-driven smut, humor, casual depravity, punk chick, hate fuck, anal only, lust, tension, grit, banter, underground, punk, goth, sexual chemistry, temptation, craving, seduction, nightlife, leather, attitude, teasing, trouble, edgy, Road head, swallowing, oral creampie, VR simulation, free use kink, sci-fi erotica, SIM Center, virtual reality, sexual fantasy, first-person narrative, adult entertainment, playful AI, Quorra-inspired, world-building, explicit desires, free use fantasy, urban metropolis, city exploration, virtual world, tailored reality, futuristic fashion, immersive experience, narrative choice, neighbor fantasy, movie night, playful banter, sexual exploration, anal play, reverse cowgirl, intimate connection, control dynamics -
Freeze Frame Fucker: When the World Stops, I Don’t by oldtoad78
1 month agoLets follow an average schmuck who’s got one hell of a trick: he can stop time with a twitch, turning the world into his playground for smug retribution and indulgent chaos. Self-styled as a “punisher” of rudeness, he dishes out raunchy comeuppances to loudmouths who cross him but, more often than not, he’s just screwing whoever catches his eye, no remorse, cleaning up nice to keep it hush, and laughing at the clueless fallout. Across episodic days, he’s a morally gray prick stirring trouble with a smirk, proving when the clock’s stuck, he sure as hell ain’t.
- 30 Likes
- 3,266 Views
- 5 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Male
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(Warning: Silly) by Linus12
2 months agoThis thread is made for all the writers who just want to purposefully write terrible or nonsensical erotic stories (licensed properties and stupid crossovers alowed) and readers who get a sick enjoyment out of reading this absurdity. Enjoy.
- 10 Likes
- 7,009 Views
- 4 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 2nd Person, Male
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AM Radio by Mrwhysper
6 months agoAM radio talk show host Danny Davis has recently arrived in Black Beach Bay, Minnesota from somewhere out East. It’s an idyllic little community where everyone knows everyone else. But there’s often more than meets the eye in small towns and this bucolic lake side paradise is no different.
- 21 Likes
- 2,353 Views
- 7 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 1st Person, Male
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Absent Minded Spy by augy6666
8 months agoArnold is a average geek who is the nephew of James Bond.
- 5 Likes
- 23,162 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Male
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Cutting down the harem! by Callmebyblondie
10 months agoJacob has always been too shy to make a move, so when his long-time crush is lost to another guy, he'll have to act fast, with the help of a friend.
- 5 Likes
- 811 Views
- 2 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 2nd Person, Male
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Master Oblivious by zebbe
1 year agoOne day a completely normal person suddenly has control over everyone around them. Only catch is - they have no idea they can do it!
- 866 Likes
- 389,787 Views
- 14 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 2nd Person, Male
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The uncovered treasures of J.Johnson. by WilderDave
1 year agoIntroducing Jake Johnson; Adventurer extraordinary. The ever search of easy money always lead this unlike hero into the thrills of the unknown, globetrotting the world at 26 years old, his skill as scavenger hunter are already known, his prowess in high risk sports makes him the perfect muscle for hire in uncharted expeditions, and his good looks always get him in trouble. Lately Jake has found himself in uncomfortable situations, due to the succession of unlike events that makes him end naked and embarrassed in public settings. It seems lucks has turn its back on him, or it might be all this misfortune has a source?
- 36 Likes
- 8,808 Views
- 5 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Male
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Rhod's Rod by RejectTed
1 year agoRhodri Axle was a mild mannered man that never took any risks, but all that changes when he finds a myserious rod. Now he's a mild-mannered, risk-averse man who carries around a rod. Also for some strange reason that he can't quite figure out women act very bizarre when they see his rod.
- 28 Likes
- 9,539 Views
- 8 Chapters Deep
- English
- Humor & Satire
- 3rd Person, Male