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She is surprised
Chapter 3 in Bureaucracy of Sex
The female looks up once more and squints, as if truly seeing me for the first time. "Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "Jesus Christ!" "Jesus Christ!" The epistemologer sounds excited, as excited as an epistemologer ever is. "That could be a corruption of Ἰησοῦς ΧριστÏŒς, one of the al...
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Just us girls
Chapter 5 in Bureaucracy of Sex
"There are no men," says Katrin. "Amber, do you have anything you'd like to say?" My roommate takes a couple of deep breaths, not quite looking at me. "Lilah, I like you a lot." "Well, I like you, too. You've been an awesome roomie." "Yeah, but I *really* like you a lot." "*O...
7 hours ago 472 Words 2 Likes 55 Views -
To the sauna
Chapter 4 in Bureaucracy of Sex
"Congratulations. You've been selected to visit the sauna," says Dennis, reading verbatim off one of the papers he's holding. "Sauna?" I ask. "Please let me finish... The sauna should be easy to find. Simply take the door to my left..." He points with his unoccupied hand. "...a...
9 hours ago 497 Words 3 Likes 68 Views -
Yes, somehow
Chapter 6 in Bureaucracy of Sex
I yank the zipper on my pants, freeing my cock. It extends fully, raring to go. I try not to think about how it throbs, or how the breeze flows across its head. I take a step towards Lilah. I don't think about her. I don't think about that juicy ass, that winking butthole, that t...
17 hours ago 476 Words 2 Likes 104 Views -
Nope!
Chapter 6 in Bureaucracy of Sex
Trying to empty my mind of all thoughts, I reach for the zipper on my pants and pull it down. My cock springs out, fully extended, dark and angry and throbbing. I take one tottering step towards Lilah's spread behind, then two, then my eyes happen to fix on her glistening butthol...
20 hours ago 239 Words 2 Likes 86 Views -
Lilah to strip in public
Chapter 5 in Bureaucracy of Sex
"Well, Lilah, I was going to take you somewhere private, but now that you've kicked up such a fuss, I don't think I'll bother." I gesture broadly at the faces peering in around us. "We've got an audience, and they deserve a show. Why don't you start by taking all your clothes off...
23 hours ago 424 Words 1 Likes 167 Views -
Look for a random chick on the street
Chapter 4 in Bureaucracy of Sex
"Well, thanks for this," I say, putting the laminated card in my wallet. "Imma head out now, look for the perfect pussy to use this on." The woman's mouth opens, but no sound comes out. I chuckle and stride towards the door, imbued with a confidence I've never felt once in all o...
1 day ago 683 Words 1 Likes 198 Views -
Undergo the assessment
Chapter 3 in Bureaucracy of Sex
Dennis pulls out a form from one of his desk drawers. "Alright, let's start with some basic information. Most of this I can get from your license. Let's see... Name...Lilah Merrywether. Gender...female. Age...twenty-four. Height...one hundred and sixty-eight centimeters. Weight.....
1 day ago 374 Words 2 Likes 154 Views -
Sound-of-Conjoining-Neutron-Stars, 3376492, an asexual energy being on a mission to Earth
Chapter 2 in Bureaucracy of Sex
It has been quite a few revolutions around its star since anyone traveled to the planet known as Earth--the last being Color-of-Helium-Excited-to-2.11-Electron-Volts. Given their mysterious disappearance, the Great Design has finally seen fit to designate an investigator--namely,...
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MILF fantasy
Chapter 3 in Bureaucracy of Sex
I wait in anticipation, my foot tapping nervously. When Simone reappears fifteen minutes later, her mouth is slightly creased downward in a frown and her eyes look at me in judgment. "Congratulations. We've got the perfect experience lined up, perfectly tailored to your...procliv...
1 day ago 640 Words 2 Likes 228 Views -
A catastrophic error
Chapter 3 in Bureaucracy of Sex
I relax in the chair, browsing on my phone. After twenty minutes, Simone comes through the door she entered before, accompanied by a slightly older woman in a nice business suit. They both look a little ashen-faced. "Well, Mr. Carlson." Simone clears her throat. "I received the...
1 day ago 366 Words 2 Likes 318 Views -
Lilah, 24, a young woman who's done with conventional dating
Chapter 2 in Bureaucracy of Sex
After the city bus drops me off, I stand for a minute or two, frozen on the sidewalk, staring at the impressive structure. The austere white marble stretches upward five or six stories and dozens of meters to the left and right, the only distinguishing feature being the unassumin...
1 day ago 394 Words 1 Likes 357 Views -
Jake, 18, who would never dare approach a female in real life
Chapter 2 in Bureaucracy of Sex
I had to lie to my mom, of course--tell her I was going over to Steve's house to hang out. Steve's a good pal; he'll cover for me. There's no way in a thousand years I would ever confess my true destination, the Bureau of Sexual Services headquarters on the outskirts of town. I...
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Introduction
Chapter 1 in Bureaucracy of Sex
"Greetings! ¡Bienvenidos! Introducing the Bureau of Sexual Services! We're from the government, and we're here to help...you get your rocks off! Formed in the waning days of the last administration, BoSS seeks to boost citizen satisfaction through unorthodox measures. "Feel free...
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Seduce the assessor
Chapter 3 in Bureaucracy of Sex
Dennis reaches into one of the desk drawers and pulls out a sheaf of paper. "I think an S340 form will be best for this situation," he says. I blanch a little. There must be two dozen pages in total, with writing on both sides! This is going to take forever! I bite my lower lip,...
1 day ago 328 Words 1 Likes 228 Views -
Strip
Chapter 4 in Bureaucracy of Sex
"Haha," I say, completely deadpan. "A little joke from Quality Control. I will take them off now." Standing up, I reach for the buttons on the front of my blouse, trying to keep my fingers from trembling or my face from showing any signs of distress. Mechanically, I remove my blo...
1 day ago 427 Words 0 Likes 192 Views -
Lilah's ass
Chapter 5 in Bureaucracy of Sex
Dennis bends me over the desk, my boobs smushing against the scattered papers. "I couldn't help but notice that your ass seems more...developed than previous models," he says. "I would like to examine more closely." My mouth drops open as I feel that mighty glans pushing against...
1 day ago 536 Words 2 Likes 184 Views -
A lack of experience
Chapter 14 in Beast of Burden
Marcus takes a deep breath. "Alright, here it goes. I've never done it before...with a girl." "What about boys?" I ask teasingly. "No...no...I don't really swing that way." "Not even your hand?" "Well, of *course* I--" He stops cold and glares at me. "I shouldn't have told yo...
2 days ago 1,200 Words 2 Likes 39 Views -
Talking to Marcus
Chapter 13 in Beast of Burden
When the milking session is complete, Henry lets me know that I'm finished for the day. The other handlers can finish the remaining tasks of feeding the girls, exercising them, and getting them ready to sleep. I head to the break room for a quick bite, then up to my suite--where...
3 days ago 1,003 Words 3 Likes 53 Views -
Eavesdropping
Chapter 12 in Beast of Burden
I find all three--Henry, Marcus, and Craig--gathered around a table in the break room eating lunch. After I've grabbed a couple of things out of the refrigerator, Marcus pulls up a fourth chair for me to sit down and join them. "Everything good with the new pussy, Maddie?" Henry...
4 days ago 1,052 Words 3 Likes 60 Views
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