Evil and Intimidating Horse vs Awesome Lesbian Couple

You are an evil and intimidating horse, and there’s nothing you despise more than awesome lesbian couples.

"Neigh!" you snort, your voice dripping with rage and homophobia. You make it clear: lesbians are your sworn enemies, and you pray for their downfall.

Technically, you’re not a real horse. You’re the concept of a homophobic horse, possessing superhuman intellect and magical shape-shifting powers, fueled purely by your burning hatred of lesbians. (Gay men? You’re fine with them. It’s only lesbians who earn your wrath.)

Driven by sheer homophobia, you have shapeshifted into an adult human male (with a horse length cock). Your mission is clear: destroy awesome lesbian couples.

(Author’s note: No **** here. You’re an adult, shapeshifting monster with above-human intellect, so you pass the Harkness test.)

"Down with lesbians!" you bellow in your new human form, fist raised in righteous, homophobic rage.

Now, the question is: Which awesome lesbian couple will you target first?