Korra and Asami

Korra and Asami. A chocolate-skinned, muscle-bound tomboy and a prim, proper businesswoman, both shamelessly indulging in the most evil, sinful lesbian ways.

Just watching them sends you spiraling into sheer homophobic rage.

The audacity of their awesome lesbian couple happiness! The way they hug, kiss, and hold hands... disgusting!

"This cannot stand!" you neigh, trembling with righteous fury as you imagine Korra and Asami together every night. The girl-kissing, the scissoring, the carpet-munching, and all those other wicked lesbian acts. It’s enough to make your evil and intimidating horse brain short-circuit!

"THIS. CANNOT. STAND!" you whinny, your voice cracking with homophobic outrage. Your pants grow tighter as your magnificent horse cock throbs with the sacred duty of correcting their evil, sinful, lesbian ways!

But who do you destroy first?

Option 1: Korra.

Storm into her gym mid-workout, your muscles rippling (somehow), your horse cock strategically outlined in your sweatpants.

"Behold!" you declare, flexing so hard your veins could bench-press a tractor. "Feel the superior masculine horsepower! The overwhelming testosterone! The sheer girth of my horse cock!"

You’ll show her that Asami’s delicate touches are nothing compared to the glorious might of a real man... er, horse. Soon, she’ll abandon her degenerate ways, trade in her pants for an apron, and embrace her true destiny as a proper heterosexual housewife, forever grateful for your lesbian correction.

Option 2: Asami.

Crash her high-stakes business meeting as a mysterious billionaire: slicked-back hair, tailored suit, and an unmistakable bulge that screams, "I am both wealth and virility incarnate."

Leaning in with the confidence of a man who has never doubted his own greatness, you’ll show her why she’s wasting her life with girls when she could be breeding with a refined gentleman of culture and horse cock.

You’ll sweep her off her feet (literally, if necessary), impregnate her with your noble seed, and gift her a life of true fulfillment: vacuuming, cooking, birthing children, and definitely not running a successful corporation ever again.

Either way, an awesome lesbian couple is about to fall! The world will finally be safe from their unholy lesbianism!

Justice will be served... by an evil, intimidating horse!