Alt Route: The Lesbian Correction Project [Human Male MC chosen by the Evil and Intimidating Horse]

You are Mike, a normal 21-year-old guy living alone in an apartment. One night, you jolt awake to find an evil and intimidating horse standing in your bedroom.

"What the fuck?!" you scream, wondering if you’re still dreaming.

"Don’t be alarmed," a voice echoes in your head as the horse neighs, "I have no quarrel with you straight males. It’s only lesbians I despise!"

"You can talk?!" you gasp, still convinced this must be some kind of fever dream.

"I’ve gained the power of telepathic speech, fueled purely by my burning hatred of awesome lesbian couples!" the horse replies, its voice dripping with ominous conviction.

"You learned to talk… from sheer homophobia?" you ask, jaw hanging open.

The horse snorts. "Indeed! An intense hatred of lesbians is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural! My rage has granted me telepathy, teleportation, and so much more!"

"Uh, okay," you say, rubbing your temples. "But what does your homophobia have to do with me?"

The horse scoffs. "I’m not homophobic, I bear no ill will toward gay men. My wrath is reserved solely for those vile, shameless lesbians!" It leans in, eyes glowing. "I’ve come to recruit you for the greatest war of all time: Evil and Intimidating Horse vs. Awesome Lesbian Couples!"

You blink. "Wait, you want me to… fight lesbians?"

The horse rears back, voice booming. "No! I want you to FUCK lesbians! Show them the joys of the cock so they abandon their sinful lesbian ways and return to the path of light!"

You frown. "Lesbians, uh… famously don’t like dicks, though."

The horse scoffs. "Lesbianism is a disease, one that robs women of life’s greatest pleasure: being fucked by cocks, bearing and raising children!"

You groan. "Look, I get that hating lesbians is your whole thing, but I’m not really against them. Can’t you recruit someone else?"

The horse’s voice turns grave. "If you truly cared for lesbians, you’d want to save them! They’ll burn in hell for eternity unless they repent, and you can be their salvation, Mike!"

"Lesbians will… burn in hell?" you ask skeptically.

"Of course!" the horse declares. "Lesbianism is an unforgivable sin! Only by converting them can you spare them from eternal damnation and hellfire!"

"And how, exactly, am I supposed to do that?" you ask, voice unsure.

"With this!" The horse neighs, and suddenly, your cock swells, growing to an impossible, horse-like size. "Behold! A horse cock! Use it to correct them, to convert them, to punish them, to save them! To fuck the lesbian right out of them!"

You stare, speechless. "Do I… get any other powers?" you ask, realizing resistance might be futile.

"Naturally!" the horse says. "Enhanced strength, endurance, speed, and stamina, everything you'll need to destroy awesome lesbian couples!"

You sigh, accepting your bizarre fate. "Right."

"Go forth, my champion!" the horse neighs. "Find an awesome lesbian couple and correct them with your new evil and intimidating powers!"

"Just look at them," the evil and intimidating horse snorts, flooding your mind with visions, a pink-haired princess curled up with her dark-haired vampire girlfriend, both nestled under the same blanket, sipping from shared cups of steaming drinks. "Look how they sit together, so comfortable, so unrepentant in their evil, sinful lesbian ways!" it neighs, voice trembling with fury. "Does it not fill you with rage? Does it not make your blood boil? Does it not make you seethe?"

"Not… really," you mutter, bewildered.

"How about now?" The horse bombards you with more visions, two Japanese schoolgirls, holding hands; two pilots in giant robots, gripping each other’s hands; a pink-haired girl dozing peacefully on the lap of her chocolate-skinned roommate. "Where is your rage?" it demands, hooves stomping. "Your burning hatred? The intense desire to correct, to convert, to punish and save?" Its eyes gleam with fanaticism. "I have folders upon folders of such horrors!"

So, which awesome lesbian couple are you sent to "convert" first?