Biff explains how the show works

Biff turned on his thousand-watt smile as the house lights came back on. He looked at us as he spoke, although he was actually speaking for the audience's benefit. "Alright, ladies, you know how this works. You four will compete in a series of events. The winner of each event is immune to that round's consequences. Each loser will receive a letter from the word 'BIMBO'. Each time you gain a letter, you will receive a pre-determined level of bimbification and then spin the accessory wheel. Once you receive all five letters of 'BIMBO', you are eliminated and must visit..." Biff cupped his ear.

"The Bimbo Throne!" screamed the audience.

Biff laughed. "That's right! The Bimbo Throne, where your intelligence will be dimmed down and your sexiness ramped up until you are every man's wet dream! Koomba!" Biff punctuated his exclamation with a pelvic thrust that would have looked ridiculous under normal circumstances, but in this setting achieved comic effect. Biff had the chops to pull off silly maneuvers like that. That's why he made the big bucks.

Biff waited for the applause to fade, and at exactly the right moment said, "Alrighty, then, let's get started! Our first event of the evening has been specifically selected based on the young women's combative relationship with each other. Ladies, please change into your outfits and get ready for...the Catfight!" Biff took in the applause for a moment, then half-turned, giving the camera a profile of his best side as he said, "And we'll be right back after these messages from Blonde Concepts."