Epilogue

Chrissie stomped her foot in frustration, causing her boobs to jiggle. "Again?!?" she said.

I nodded in apparent sympathy, causing my own huge boobs to inadvertently jiggle. "Yes, Chwissie. Again. These two guys were carrying some medicine for you to get your bwains back, but they hit a bump and all the medicine accidentally spilled into their mouths. The only way you can get it inside you is to suck it out through their cocks."

"Well, darn it! That sounds like a blowjob! Meowww!"

"Oh, no, not wike that at all!" I said. "This is more like an injection fwom the doctor, because you're getting medicine inside you."

She thought about that. Then she said, "Ohhhhhhhh! I get it! Kay, I'll suck that medicine right out! I'll be totally smart again!" She nodded and made her way towards the back room, pink perm bobbing as she moved.

The two guys standing there started towards the back room to join Chrissie. I held up my hand. "Pay first, guys. Five dollars each. You know that."

They grumbled good-naturedly, but handed over the fives without argument. They were regulars. I nodded them towards the room.

I fanned my cheek. My knees were pressed together and I really needed a few private minutes. My nipple piercings were feeling quite sensitive.

Steven, our lawyer, was on the couch talking to Tonya. He smiled tolerantly at her blonde babble. He saw that my business transactions were completed, so he gave Tonya's swollen belly an affectionate pat and walked over to me.

"You seem to be doing well," he said.

I nodded. "Chwissie alone pwactically pays the bills, between the blowjobs and her and Lori's website. I've hardly touched the money I won from the show."

Steven nodded. "And Tonya seems healthy as well," he said.

"Yeth," I said. "She's due in about thwee months. She's swelling fast, and her boobs awe becoming legendawy."

"By the way," said Steven, "the appeal for leniency was granted. They'll eventually get their brains back, although that's a couple years away."

I grinned mirthlessly. "That's fine. There's a lot of blowjobs for Chwissie between now and then, so I won't be bored."

From the back room, Chrissie's voice suddenly rang out. "Oh, darn it! You did it on my face! It's supposed to be in my belly, silly! Meowwwww! Me so horny!"

I grinned again. "Well, Roadkill is stopping by for dinner tonight, so I should go get weady. If you like, feel free to hit up Chwissie for a blowjob before you go. For you, it's on the house, for all the work you...you...ohh...ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhh...!"

Stupid random orgasms.

THE END