Round 3

Soon we heard the music cue up, and then Biff was talking. "Good evening, and welcome back to Bimbomania! Our latest playoff matches members of the "Night at the Museum" gang against each other, and so far it's been an entertaining contest! Christine has been large and in charge with it, but she's not so far ahead that she can afford to relax. Nosireebob! Particularly since Day 2 is when we turn...up...the...heat! So, let's bring our girls back out for another day of bimbifying goodness. Girls, come on down!"

The tuxedoed beefcakes once more formed an honor guard of sorts as we entered the stage. We had each been given individual outfits to wear, and, although all the outfits consisted of a miniskirt, knotted halter-top and high heels, each exhibited an individual theme. Laura was introduced first, and she made her demure way out dressed in an adorable schoolgirl outfit, her perfect red hair swaying in step with her hips. Tonya was next, her mass of blonde hair flowing down her back. She was dressed in the glittery sequins of a stripper. I was introduced next, and I walked onstage with my long dangling pigtails bobbing in time with my cheerleader skirt. Chrissie was last. Her black hair wasn't as **** as the rest of ours, but she was still looking adorably hot in her Sailor Moon anime outfit.

We were now gathered on stage. Various signs could be seen throughout the audience in support of one contestant or another. One sign stated, "LAURA = HOT HOT HOT!" Another sign said, "Tonya...blondes have more fun!" One half-wit held a sign that said, "Nice pigtails, Erica! Your IQ is HAIR today but gone tomorrow!" I obviously had an adoring public.

We listened to Biff drone on endlessly, but, finally, we got down to the business of the day...the next event.