vs Sylphid List of Achievements

If you clicked on this chapter via the storymap, fuck you! For everyone else...

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEATING THE DEMON OF SPEED SYLPHID!

First of all I’d like to use this opportunity to inform you that this story will go on a two week hiatus, partly because, you know, I just released over a HUNDRED FUCKING CHAPTERS and partly because I want some more time to brush up the climax(heh) of the story.

There is a small chance that I catch up on some non main branches during that time(don't count on it) but regular updates will resume on the first of september 2023.

(Also sorry, not sorry for the fuckload of notifiactions, there is sadly no way to not send them out, there will be another big number when the story continues, so consider this your warning)

Thank you for sticking with me until now and I hope I see you all for the finale!

But!

That doesn’t mean you won’t have anything to do in the meantime! What’s the one thing to do in late summer? That’s right! Achievement hunting!

You can print this chapter out with a printer and mark the checkmarks and then hang it in your dentist office!

VS SYLPHID LIST OF ACHIEVEMENTS (go for it, if you’re bored)

everyone gets this one

☐ finish the special cum battle against Sylphid (20 Points)

LOSER!

☐ lose the special cum battle against Sylphid (10 Points)

marathon match good end

☐ win a match with seven choices (10 Points)

marathon match even better end

☐ lose a match with seven choices (10 Points)

absolute domination

☐ achieve flawless victory (100 Points)

kinda impressive on a first try

☐ suffer utter defeat (1 Point)

it’s really not that secret

☐ find the secret Sylphid POV (10 Points)

the second one is pretty tricky to find

☐ Unlock two songs (10/10 Points)

visual stimulation

☐ Unlock one CG (50 Points)

completionist

☐ Unlock all three special endings (30/30/30 Points)

speedrun

☐ win the match in under 20 seconds (20 Points)

blatant like begging

☐ like every single chapter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (113 Points)

NSFW

☐ match the removal of clothes of either combatant as the battle progresses (20/20 Points)

t-there’s at least one that’s erotic, right?

☐ fap to one chapter (5 Points)

I am the very model of a modern writer erotica

☐ fap to five chapters (25 Points)

please don’t do this just for the achievement

☐ fap to twenty chapters (100 Points)

impossible

☐ fap to chapter “Double down” (32 points)

Oh, my

☐ fap to “what would it take for you to surrender?“, then brag about it in a comment (69 points)

cum battle specialist

☐ While edging yourself for at least five minutes per chapter, achieve victory without cumming(30 points)

It’s pretty impressive, you know!

☐ inform one acquaintance that you won the special cum battle. Don’t elaborate (42 Points)

By unlocking every achievement you get...absolutely nothing! But you can post your score in the comments and brag about it. If you achieve the high score you will prove that you are...uh...I’m not sure what it proves, but it proves something!