standing in a castle bedroom ---> Directing an Orgy of Maids

At least I'm the only woman here: I shudder imagining what would have happened if the maids were here and exposed to this particular flavor of magic. I can clearly imagine sister, directing some kind of orgy of maids --

-- and I can't wait for her to get back. It's been a while since we've surprised her like this, after all. Of course, this trinket has thrown something of a wench into my plans, but if its effect fades before she returns... Won't that be fun? Having sister all to our mercy...

Oh goodness, it's been too long since she played with me, or any of the other maids, if that's the first thought to come to mind. Where's the fun without all the cute little noises she'd make when she's teased?

Of course, she's harder to tease now but... surely with this much backup, I can manage something, right?

[Phrases changed: 6 / 10. Current track: we're at 60% Princess' Sister, 40% baseline Cheryl.]