confront the weird floaty thing

Running away on a slippery roof is probably not the best course of action, so Kanami decided to awkwardly shuffle around and address whatever this thing was directly.

“W-What do you want? You better not get in my way, I am a dangerous ninja!”

“Who crawls around naked on rooftops?”

There was more curiosity then malice in the things voice. It definitely seemed to find this situation very amusing. The thing even gave her a headpat! Ugh!

The “thing” as Kanami aptly described it appeared to be male. Although it clearly wasn't human, as the wings on its back indicate. A Devil? No, that wasn't quite right either. Was this a...gargoyle? Although perhaps calling it a golem would be more accurate. Freya always warned her about Stone Guardians, these fearful giants that can crush you with a single strike of a hand.

This one looked cuter tough, and decidedly smaller, although there was a certain smugness to it, that really annoyed Kanami.

“I just do this for fun!” Kanami finally blurted out.

“I see, I see”, the Gargoyle nodded a couple of times. “Youse one of these exi biti girls, eh? That's pretty hot, not gonna lie.”

Kanami was indeed getting rather hot, albeit for a different reason. “Can we just, like, go our own separate ways now?”

The Gargoyle didn't seem very keen on that proposal, as he continued to ogle Kanami. The ninja did try to cover herself as best as possible, but you try that on a slippery roof! “Youse did push me over earlier, youse know that?”

“Uh..that was you?”

“Yup, hit some wise guy on the head on my way down. Thought he could climb on my turf. Pretty sure he ain't no wise guy anymore.”

“Wait!” Suddenly Kanami had a very bad feeling. “That wasn't by any chance a young and cute looking prince?”

The Gargoyle cocked his head. “No...pretty sure t'was some old guy in some duck costume. Not that I find princes cute, that's gay. I'm a mens men. I like hot girls with big breasts.”

“A duck costume?”, Kanami repeated.

“True dat. Looked slightly less ridiculous then youse, I suppose.”

So it wasn't Poron. Kanami breathed a sigh of relief. Who cares about some duck. “Hey! I am not ridiculous!”

The Gargoyle grinned as he fluttered/hopped around Kanami. “I dunno about that.” He gave Kanami's butt a gentle pat which made the ninja flinch.

“H-hey stop that!” Immediately regretting her word choice Kanami shuddered and moaned, much to the delight of the Gargoyle.

“Oh yeah...I am pretty good, huh? How about youse ditch that sissy gay prince and hook up with me, kitty? I'm one bad dude..”

Great, Kanami is getting hit on by a midget Gargoyle while naked on a roof. That had to be a new low, or high in this case. “No, thanks”, Kanami replied briefly. “Just go back being a stone figure.”

“Oh, I get it. Youse aren't aware of what I'm packing, eh? watch this!” The Gargoyle moved in front of Kanami and thrust his crotch forward.

“Kyah!” Kanami desperately fought the urge to recoil and potentially tumble to her doom as the organ almost touched her nose. It wasn't that big, she noticed, maybe one size bigger then Poron's. The issue was that it consisted of solid stone. A stone dick. Of course.

“This is the spear of Gar the goyle!”, The Gargoyle grinned proudly as he swung it around. “How about it, wanna go on a joyride on this baby?”

Absolutely not! That Stone-Dick would literally impale her! “I-I think I pass.”

“B-But it's rock hard! Human dicks can't compare to it.” The Gargoyle now sounded extremely dejected. “At least try licking it? I'm sure youse will like it!”

“I really don't think I will.”

“Youse know...”, Gar now began with a lower voice, clearly trying to sound imposing. It didn't work. “Youse still owe me compensation. For dropping me like that. Would be a shame if something happens to that prince of yours, eh?”

Ok, this was getting pathetic. Kanami doubted that this midget Gargoyle could do anything to Poron, let alone herself. But dealing with him might just be more hassle then its worth. Kanami measured the dick once more. If liking is all that is required she could probably do it. “If I do will you leave me alone?”

“Sure thing”, the Gargoyle promised. “Provided youse still want me to leave you then.”

Ugh.