Your (brand new) Sorority house

You are heading back to the dorms when it occurs to you that, despite not being accepted to any of the sororities on campus, you can now make yourself a member of one and live out your (somewhat erotic) dreams of living in a house full of girls. Heck, with this pen you can create your own, one that will be everything you want it to be. You stop and sit down on a bench, take out one of you note books and start to write.

*I am a member of of SIGMA ALPHA PHI, the best sorority on campus filled with the sexist and most polyamorous lesbians, bisexual and bicurious coeds.*

That should be a good start to the changes you wish to make.

It takes you a few minutes to find your new sorority but when you do you are very impressed. It is large, well kept and has several Pride flags hanging out the front including the lesbian, bisexual and pansexual variations, with the sororities letters sewn on them. As you walk through the front door you see a couple of the girls that used to live in your dorm with you.

"Hey John" one of them shouts. "Are you doing anything? Some of us were going to start a game of Truth or Dare in the upstairs common room."