You try to be sneaky

You do as you're told and turn the TV up. Jurassic Park is on and you know you couldn't have picked a louder movie. The epic score of the film bounces off of every wall in the house. You're dying to hear what's going on upstairs but you can't hear anything five feet in front of you. You just had to buy the loudest home theatre system in the store, didn't you?

You could swear something is shaking the floor upstairs but the reverb from the audio is vibrating everything in the house too much to be sure. A thought slowly takes your attention. If the movie is blocking out all other noise, then you could probably sneak upstairs and see what's going on. After all, you must be in deep shit and you need to prepare yourself just in case Jane rips you a new one.

Carefully, you slide off the sofa and tip toe your way up your creaky steps. Every so often the movie gets quiet and you need to stop moving so you don't alert them of your presence. You get about halfway up and the audio dies down. You think you hear a muffled moan come from the room.

Oh shit, you must have made her cry. The movie gets loud again and you make it a few more steps before it stops. More moaning.

THWACK THWACK

Is Jane hitting the mattress? She must be really pissed.

You manage getting up to the top, stepping with each line of dialogue before you have to stop. Jane is practically wailing at this point. You think you can hear Jessica too.

"Does that feel good? Just pound it until you feel all better."

You can't help but feel bad for Chet, waiting around for his girlfriend to console her friend. He must be bored out of his mind. You press your ear right up to the door just as the smacking speeds up. Jane used to box but where the hell did she get this stamina from? Just as you think she couldn't punch the mattress anymore you hear Jessica raise her voice.

"That's it. Let it out. LET IT ALL OUT."

You hear a deep grunt, and then you get caught off guard. You think you hear Jane scream as the movie gets loud again.

"FUCK-"

"Life, uh...."

"-FILL ME UP"

"...finds a way"

The surprise makes you fall back off the door and you trip, smacking a picture frame off the wall.

"I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING..." Shit. Jessica heard. You bolt down the stairs (lucky that the dulcet tones of Jeff Goldblum are covering your steps) and launch yourself over the couch as Jessica slams open the door. You look up at her fully-naked body. Her face is beet-red and so is her pussy. Fuck she's so hot when she's fuming. She looks down at you behind the sofa and notices broken picture frame in front of the bedroom door.

"You idiot, the TV was too loud, it shook this off the walls." Even while she was naked in your own home, she was berating you.

Wait. What the fuck? Why is she naked?