You think before wishing

"Wishes?" you stumble slightly still attempting to gain a grasp on the situation.

"Yeah idiot, ever watched Aladdin? I'm a Genie, ready to give you three wishes" she said, tapping you on your head. You meanwhile were desperately trying to get your head around the whole thing. Genies exist? Magic exists? What could you do?

"Wha-what? Slow down" you say exasperated. The woman sighed, her shapely breasts rising and falling ever so sexily as she did so.

"Fine I'll try and go a bit slower. Magic actually exists and genies like me go around granting three wishes to those who find and rub our lamps like you. Now you can't just wish for you to have any more wishes but other than that you're fine" she explained, her voice incredibly slow as if she was explaining to a child two plus two.

"And you are?" you ask wearily slowly falling back onto your seat.

"Jeannie and yours?" she demanded, tapping her foot impatiently.

"Johnny Dreamer" you answer pressing your fingers together as you tried to get consider your wishes.

"Well can I just say you really are a pervert, you live here after all" she said with a childish smile.

"I work here that's all" you reply indigently.

"Suuuree you do" she replied examining the merchandise "now hurry up already I want to see what you wish for"