You make mom an offer

“Mom, I’m going to offer you $200. All you have to do is let me out of doing any chores for the next 6 months.”

Your sister doesn’t like that idea. “Hey! No fair bro, don’t take that deal mom!”

“Hmm... I don’t know what to do, Robert, do you have a better deal for me? I’m going to be out of the game soon. I keep landing on so many bloody properties and I can’t afford to buy this one. I need the money!” your mom says practically begging your dad.

“Alright, but my deal is a bit more private. Come a bit closer dear.” your dad says as he begins whispering into your mom’s ear.

You manage to hear a few words like “cock” and “suck”, so you have a pretty good idea what he was saying.

“Deal!” your mom says happily, taking $200 from your dad. “I’m going to be enjoying the next 2 weeks!” your dad replies happily.

“Well shit!” you think to yourself, “Chores for me then...”

It was then that things started to get a little... weird.