Your sister makes an offer

“Johnny, I know how badly you want the money and honestly I’ve been saving incredibly well lately so a couple thousand out the window isn’t going to kill me. You can see that I’ve got a ton of properties... I’ll agree to give you 3 of them, whichever you want most, but I want you to do something first.” your sister offers. “I want you to admit to mom what I caught you doing in her bedroom the other night!”

“Fuck.” you think. “How does she know about that?”. You were snooping through your mom’s room the other night, looking for some cash... you found about $800 in her draw, so of course you helped yourself to half of it. Your mom and dad seem well off enough and you doubt they’d miss it, besides, VR was waiting for you!

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Debbie.”

It was then that Debbie made a gesture with her hand, rubbing her fingers together - the symbol for money. “She knows...” you think to yourself.

“Fine... you have a deal.” Your sister would have probably blabbed anyway, and at least this way you get something out if it. Debbie gave you three properties and you confessed. Your mom was not happy to say the least - in fact, she made you give her $400 worth of properties in the game and you’re now stuck taking on Debbie’s chores for the next 6 months!

“But mom...” you complain, “That’s a bit harsh isn’t it?”

“You STOLE from your parents. I should take away all your savings to teach you a lesson, so just be grateful that’s all the punishment you’re getting!”

Defeated, you resign yourself to continue the game.

You make a move on a property that your dad’s desperately needs. “Please Johnny, how about we trade that property for the one I know you need. It’s a win-win.”

You admire the effort, but he isn’t going to get a deal out of you that easily. “I’ll tell you what dad, you bring out the booze tonight and I’ll agree to that deal.”

The Welsh family is known to keep a large stash of **** - you’re not alcholic per-se but you do all like to think you know how to party. Still, your mom and dad don’t usually like drinking with you and your sister, especially considering the type of drunks they are...

“Deal!” your dad says, somewhat surprisingly. He returns promptly with several types of drinks, glasses and some shot glasses too. “I’ll tell you what, now that we’ve got the drinks out, how about we make this a game of Drinkopoly instead?” your dad asks, looking at everyone.

“Oh honey, are you sure that’s a good idea?” your mom questions. “Sounds like a great idea to me!” your sister responds.

“Drinkopoly it is! The same rules apply except now if you land on anyone else’s property you can take a drink to avoid paying up. The bigger the rent, the bigger the drink. Let’s say 1 sip for rent under $10 and 1 shot per $50 of rent beyond that?”

Everyone agrees and the fun continues. In no time at all, everyone is getting absolutely plastered since nobody wants to pay up.