You know what? You could use some fresh air! You wanna go for a walk.

It's a beautiful day today! The sun's shining brightly, and the grass looks super green outside. It could be a lot of fun to just go out and explore the city, you know? It's been a full week since you were last in Kokkinport, and it's always fun having a little adventure.

You walk through the blissful streets, smile wide as you pass by several happy faces and well-maintained nature strips. You don't really have an express goal in mind, so you're happy enough to just have a walk and see what pops up.

A few minutes into the walk, and after several stops to smell the little flowers (they're daisies so they don't have much smell to them but it's fun anyway), you're approached by someone who must have noticed the happy spring in your step. You're bent over picking some of those flowers with bright yellow bells on the end, with the sour-tasting edible stems that you used to have all the time as a kid, when the colourfully-dressed man in a top hat approaches you.

"Hey -- you look like a shrewd consumer!"

You stand back up, four stems in your mouth, to look up at the much taller man. You suck the stems in and out of your mouth and nod, blinking once.

The man has a feeling about him like he usually carries around a natural salesman's charisma, but it seems to be failing him as of recently as he stumbles over his words trying to talk to you. "Ah, you see- so- okay, I have here an absolutely wonderful product, one I'm sure would fit you perfectly, and- okay, so- let me start over."

You give him time to compose himself, reaching up with one finger to push on the edges of the stems poking from your mouth to get them further in to chew. They're alright.

"It's very innovative, and very worth your while, I assure you. The only problem is that-" He hesitates. "I don't want to lie to you, really. So I won't. I'm, uh, facing multiple lawsuits right now, and my product's been discontinued, and there are sort of people after me right now. It'd be really great if you could take some of it off of my hands, so that you can just pretend to be a customer, and I don't get caught with it. Entirely free of charge. Deal?"

He tilts his head and gives you a pleading smile. You chew on the stems a bit more. You used to think the flowers were called honeysuckle, but you're pretty sure that that's a different plant, and the kid who told you that was wrong. Probably just thought it sounded like a plant that would have an edible stem. It'd be cool to learn what they were actually called.

"Okay!" You beam up at the nervously fiddling man. "Sure thing!"

You were just about to finish up your walk to try find out what the plants were called anyway. You've looked into it to try find an answer like, eight times over the past few years, but you've never found out. The colourfully dressed top hat man thanks you, and hands over two devices, before hurriedly speedwalking his way back down the pavement, hands in his pockets.

You finish chewing on the tasty stems and stick them into your pocket, to put in a bin later, and start walking home. Only once you're back and through the door do you actually look at what you actually got handed, to your shock and embarrassment, after a long walk of thinking about plant names. I-it..... o-oh, wow, you didn't..... i-is this thing a....... dildo? A-and this other thing, with the two suction cups, this couldn't be for your......

Your face goes red. Walking slowly, you carry them like they're explosive all the way to your room, to set them carefully down on your bedside table. Y-you'll, uh, get rid of them some other time. F-for now..... it would be kind of rude. B-besides, you want to try look up about those plants again. In another room. Away from, y-you know, the s-sex toys.