You conduct your plant research!

You started off looking for the plants, and kept looking for about twenty minutes, but you couldn't find anything from the top two results of ANY of the phrases you searched up. You thought "yellow bells edible stem plant" would do it for sure. Maybe you should've clicked into the websites instead of just reading what showed up on the search page.

Anyway, that doesn't matter, because you found out that honeysuckle is apparently a thing with poisonous fruit. Or something like that. Again, you didn't really look that deep into any of it before blowing the rest of the day on watching clip compilations of gameshows you've never seen the full episodes of, and before you know it, the day comes to an end and it's dark outside of your windows.

Sorta uneventful as a day, but it was enjoyable nonetheless! And now it's your bedtime. You're gonna sink all the way down into the mattress. You will be unrecoverable. They will need a whole team to get you out. You can't wait.

Happily making your way under the covers, you reach over to turn off the lamp on your bedside table, and freeze up when you see those two sex toys again. They're both made of a bright yellow material, which looks like it's plastic, but when you touch them feels too bendy to be plastic. A-also, you touched them, but only to pick them up so you can look at them closer and decide what to do with them. Like, how to dispose of them, that is.

Well....... you gulp. It would be pretty rude to that guy if you just binned them. He seemed really proud of them. A-and if you found him to give them back, then he'd get in trouble with the lorsutes he was talking about. Lorsute sounds like a type of old rifle, and those are dangerous, so it'd be pretty mean to make him deal with them. S-so.... maybe you'll keep them, actually. Not to use! Just- you know, just to keep safe. You'll even give them their own names, because then you'll feel bad for doing dirty things with them. You can't do dirty things with stuff that has names unless you're in love with it, and it's really unlikely that you'll fall in love with yellow sex toys!

After a brief deliberation, you decide to name the one that's made to go on your chest Chester, because you think it's funny. You name the other one Alex, because you couldn't think of anything. And that's the end of it! You put Alex and Chester back on the bedside table, wish them a goodnight, then turn off the lamp and roll over to snuggle into your bed for sleepy time.

"Good night, guys." You say, head cozying up against the soft pillow. It might even be nice to have some new friends around the house like this! You haven't played with toys in ages. Y-you know, like action figures, that you name and talk with and play with. That's what you were talking about. You don't think about dirty stuff.