You don't say no

"I don't know" you hear yourself saying instead, "I'd love to help get back at Lisa but there's no way I could pass as a Girl. Not in public. It'll take more than genie magic to get me walking and talking like the real thing."

"Hmm, you could be right," he admits causing a weird pang in your chest. Not disappointment surely?

"But that's not a no, right?" His cocksure grin returns at your answering nod, "here's the deal then. We spend the next three weeks getting you trained up on all things feminine and if you still don't feel confident I'll go to the wedding with my male room-mate even though that's hella lame."

"Oh god," you groan "can't believed I'm really doing this but, fine. If It'll help you out I'll give it a try. But no making this weird, okay weirder, and I reserve the right to bail on this whole scheme any time, okay?"