You're her greatest project (Male, harem story)

From the moment you first met her, Aphrodite seemed to have some kind of odd interest in you. While the other goddesses went about their own business, Aphrodite had a habit of following you around. Sometimes you would see her staring at you before turning away, smiling, and whistling to herself. Other times, you'd see her writing in a notebook or holding her hands up as if she was framing you in a picture.

Now, ever since you started hanging out with the girls in your senior year, Aphrodite has practically become your personal stalker. You've lost count how many times you've seen her peaking around the corner at you or recording everything in her notebook. Her facial expressions have also been strange.

When you're with girls like Chris or Amy, she smiles and nods, like she' watching a good movie.

When you're with Dana or Ava, she raises an eyebrow and studies you very intensely.

And one the few occasions you've talked to your teachers or one of the Night School Girls, Aphrodite watches wide-eyed with an open mouth. She's even had a bag of popcorn in her hand several times.

Eventually, you finally had enough and desperately need to know what she is doing. After finishing a conversation with Ava, you march up to the Greek goddess and ask, "Alright, just what the hell is going on here?"

"Wait one second..." She finishes writing in her notebook before looking up at you. "Okay, what's up?"

"You tell me," you say. "I want to know why you're following me around everywhere and taking stalker's notes."

"'Stalking' is such an ugly word," Aphrodite says. "I prefer 'studying.'"

You take a deep breath to calm yourself. You've studied enough Greek mythology to know that yelling at goddesses never ends well. "Okay, then. Why are you 'studying' me?"

"Oh, come on!" She says. "You can't feel the love in the air? I'd think even a mortal could sense this much sexual tension!"

"What are you talking about?!" You ask.

"Oh, don't play coy with me, Mr. Anime protagonist!" Aphrodite teases. "You've been sinking your hooks in the hearts of these women for years. Senior year is where it all pays off!"

"Sinking my..." You understand what she means. "Whoa, wait, no! They're just my friends!"

"Right, right," Aphrodite says, rolling her eyes. "So is the principal, the ex-stripper music teacher, the supervillain ladies at Night School, and the bullies and delinquents."

You can't believe what she's suggesting. As awesome as being a harem protagonist would be, it's just too impossible. The logic just doesn't add up. "Maybe they just want to be friends with me, or see me as a good student."

"Are we including Alena, the eyepatch girl who speaks like she got trapped in a DnD game?" Aphrodite asks. "Ahyoka, who looks at everyone like she wants to literally eat them? C'mon, even Sekhmet can tolerate you, and she has a habit of mauling people who look at her cross-eyed!"

You shake your head. Vampires and goddess were too much for you to deal with as it is. You don't need anymore of this fanatasical nonsense. "You're making a big deal out of nothing! People cna be friends without dating or fucking each other."

"Maybe. But for how long?" Aphrodite opens her notebook again. "How long can you go, and what can you go through, without wanting to get into bed with these ladies. Or them with you? And who would succeed?"

Aphrodite gasps with excitement. "OOH! Another point of interest. Excuse me - I need to make some notes!"

She quickly walks away, scribbling in her notebook, leaving you alone in the hallway. You shake your head at the insanity of that woman and walk away...

...unaware that Aphrodite has begun the first steps of planning her latest romantic scheme.