Aphrodite's plan doesn't involve everyone's clothes

Today has been a particularly stressful day. Mrs. Cassidy ran you ragged in gym, Juliet and Moony were throwing flyers for the school play and haunted carnival in your face, and Crystal was inspecting your uniform so closely you thought she was smelling it. Between all the eccentric girls at this school and the standard high school tests and homework, you have no energy. Even some of the girls seem exhausted. You see Dana lazily walk up to Tammy and hold out her hand. The nerd just reaches into her pocket and gives Dana some money, and the bully walks away without another word.

You turn around from your locker and nearly walk right into Aphrodite. The goddess of love stands there beaming as if she couldn't be happier with her day. "Good afternoon, Sam! Lovely day, isn't it?"

"Okay, what is it this time?" You ask in defeat.

Aphrodite puts a hand to her heart and makes an exaggerated gasp. "Why, Sam! How could you ever accuse me like that?!"

"You and the other goddesses never act this happy unless you're up to something," you say. "So, what is it?"

Aphrodite takes your hand and holds it in her own. "Look, I'll admit I've been a little...overzealous in my duties as the goddess of love. And I feel rather bad that you've had such a hard time with your senior year."

"Wait, how do you know about -?"

She presses a finger to your lips. "Goddess, remember? Anywho, I think it's time I used my blessings to make your lives a little easier. And as a way to say that I'm sorry for getting on your case about romance."

Aphrodite whips out a business card from out of nowhere. "Come to this location at the time and date on the back of the card. I promise you; you're going to have a wonderful time."

With that, she gives a little finger wave as she struts away, showing off her hips and ass as she walks. You're unable to tear your eyes off of her and look at the card until she's already rounded the corner of the hallway.