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John hears the voice and in a flash of light, sits up, he looks around before seeing a small being floating in front of him.

John looks at the being up and down, a floating fairy, a few feet away from him. John is in absolute shock as the figure says, "Oh my god! A human!".

The fairy stares at the man for a few seconds before saying, "Uhh, hello? You didn't get any brain damage from the fall, did you? Urgh, the second human in Fucknowswhat ever, and he gets brain damage. I only mentioned that the fall is too much like a dozen times but blah, blah, tradition, blah, blah, all because i'm a fresh guide".

John is very confused at this moment, so instead of letting out a normal response, he just says, "Uhh, are you a... fairy?".

The "fairy" lets out a sigh of relief, "Oh thank H'nod you're not totally egged! Alright, uhh, okay, the manual says to speak slowly at first so... are you, okay?".

John gets up before saying, "Uhh, i'm talking to Tinker Bell right now, so I guess not" The fairy let's out a disgusted loud sigh, "I am so sick of hearing about Tinker Bell! That slut! What's so special about her huh?! Just cause she's blond and wears a skimpy green dress that shows off pretty much everything?! What's so cool about that?!".

John almost takes a step back in fear, taking a mental note to never mention Tinker Bell again, he then decides to apologise, "I'm sorry... that was meant to be a joke".

"Well, it wasn't funny" The fairy retorts, she then takes a breath before continuing, "I'm sorry. Its just.. ever since the academy, she's all I hear about, just cause she managed to leave for another world, it just really, grinds my gears y'know?".

John is really taken aback, "Yeah, I could imagine it's pretty annoying".

There's an awkward silence between the two for a few moments before the fairy speaks up again, "Oh H'nod! I'm so sorry... uhh, welcome to the wonderful world of Fucknowswhat".

The fairy spins dramatically as John is once again confused, "Wait, did you say that this world so called, Fuck knows what?".

The fairy sighs, "No, I said Fucknowswhat, Fug-nose-what. It may take a bit but you'll eventually get it, anyway, welcome to your new home!".

John stammers, "Wait, wait, wait, m-my... new, home?".

The fairy nods, "Yep, you were taken from your dreary planet and brought to our beautiful realm, exciting isn't it?".

John scoffs before chuckling to himself, "Yeah... fascinating. Now if you'll excuse me".

John begins pinching his arm which brings a look of confusion to the fairy who asks, "Uhh, excuse me? What... are you doing?".

"I'm trying to wake from this fever dream. Give me just a second" John continues pinching himself which stuns the fairy, "Uhh, sir? You do know you're not in a dream right?".

John turns to the fairy, "Of course I am: First, some big scary shadow man appears in the dark and now i'm in some sort of fantasy land talking to a beautiful fairy? This.. is definitely a dream".

The fairy realises what who he's talking about, "Oh, you got Clyein? Yeah, he's a bit rougher than the others but he's really a good guy".

John then stops pinching his skin as all its achieving is red skin, he eventually turns to face the fairy and asks, "Wait, so... i'm really not dreaming?".