Yes

“Hey,​ ​hey,”

You​ ​rise​ ​out​ ​of​ ​the​ ​stifling​ ​sheets​ ​of​ ​sleep​ ​slowly.​ ​Only​ ​the​ ​constant​ ​shaking​ ​and​ ​calling​ ​finally forces​ ​you​ ​back​ ​into​ ​the​ ​land​ ​of​ ​the​ ​living. It​ ​doesn’t​ ​seem​ ​like​ ​too​ ​much​ ​time​ ​has​ ​passed,​ ​the​ ​sky​ ​is​ ​still​ ​dark​ ​and​ ​you​ ​are​ ​being​ ​awoken​ ​by your​ ​new​ ​found​ ​lover.​ ​Although​ ​as​ ​soon​ ​as​ ​she​ ​sees​ ​you​ ​are​ ​awake​ ​she​ ​starts​ ​to​ ​stand​ ​up.

“I​ ​need​ ​to​ ​head​ ​home,”​ ​she​ ​says,​ ​her​ ​tone​ ​light.​ ​“I’ve​ ​fallen​ ​asleep​ ​in​ ​public​ ​before​ ​and​ ​well,​ ​it was​ ​not​ ​exactly​ ​something​ ​I​ ​would​ ​want​ ​to​ ​do​ ​twice.”​ ​She​ ​laughs,​ ​looking​ ​you​ ​up​ ​and​ ​down​ ​as you​ ​stumble​ ​to​ ​your​ ​feet,​ ​still​ ​groggy.​ ​“Unless​ ​you​ ​are​ ​really​ ​kinky.”

With​ ​that​ ​final​ ​cryptic​ ​remark​ ​she​ ​plants​ ​a​ ​final​ ​parting​ ​peck​ ​on​ ​your​ ​lips​ ​and​ ​vanishes​ ​into​ ​the night.​ ​Leaving​ ​you​ ​to​ ​wonder​ ​just​ ​what​ ​the​ ​hell​ ​is​ ​considered​ ​‘kinky’​ ​in​ ​a​ ​world​ ​like​ ​this.