Yes, yes it was.

Xander stopped his momentary day dream of making a Lisa from Weird Science a.k.a. the perfect woman. A sexy lady built from scratch solely for his pleasure, body sculpted to his desires and twisted enough mentally to enthusiastically fulfill his sexual fantasies.

Xander shook his head and clicked his tongue.

Even with the power of Master P.C. that was just a day dream. The human mind was just to complex for him to just wing it from the start and hope for the perfect woman at the finish line. And then add on all the intricacies of the human body. Way to much work to try and achieve perfection.

Now where was he?

The Summers girls and Xander couldn't help but frown as he wasnt exactly happy with either of them. Buffy for running away and Joyce for being a bad mom.

Xander stifled a wince. He knew there were reasons and extenuating circumstances but he didn't care. The Summers girls had let him down. So he was going to get himself some payback and teach them a lesson.

So what was he going to do? And who first?

Xander rolled his eyes. Buffy first. It was always Buffy first for him. Damn, was he hung up on her.

So what to do to punish Buffy for running away? More than her boring grind of waitress at a diner and nothing else. What could he do that wouldn't hurt physically but hurt emotionally. That would prompt her to want to come back home. What was lower than being a dinner waitress? A Hooters girl?

Xander smiled slowly as the idea dawned upon him.

05 - Buffy Summers lost her job as a diner waitress a month ago. The only job that would hire her with no id or background info was a shady strip club that needed a new topless waitress and would pay in cash. Buffy is humiliated by the act of waitressing topless. Buffy also feels inadequate about her breast size given the strippers all have large breasts. Buffy also feels turned on by the sexuality of the strippers she works with, making her question if she likes women as well as men.

There we go. That should shake things up enough to make Buffy at least consider coming home. Between her small tits, having to bare said small tits and being turned on by other girls bigger tits... Buffy was bound to be looking for a way out of that situation.

Now Joyce... what to do about her being a bad mom?

It's not like being the Slayer was bad for her. There were difficulties but they were offset by suddenly being young and sexy and strong enough to bench press a VW Bug. Plus she wasn't doing it alone, he and Giles helped out. Him more than Giles. And when Cordy and Willow and Oz got back from their vacations they joined in and helped out, too.

So what to do? Joyce had been bad and she needed to be punished. Xander repressed a snicker as spanking came to mind. It was the typical punishment for doing something wrong, after all.

And the idea of the new young and sexy Joyce bent over his lap, whimpering as her taut muscular naked ass waited for his palm to bring the pain....

Xander shifted in his seat and reposition himself to not strangle his new foot long hard on in his jeans. That... that was unfairly hot.

So the idea had merit. Now how to word it?

And did this count as cheating on Cordelia? Did cheating even matter anymore? With Master P.C. he could make it so Cordelia didn't care about it.... Or maybe he could make it so that cheating wasn't a big deal?

Whatever, that was future Xander's probelm. Now it was present Xander's job to figure out how to word this command code.

So... how...

06 - Joyce Summers considers herself a bad mom since Buffy ran away. She wants to punish herself. She uses the fights she gets into as a Slayer to fill that need. Being the Slayer and being exposed to **** has triggered Joyce's long denied masochism fetish. Her becoming the Slayer has given her the urge to finally explore this fetish. Being a strong Slayer she knows there isn't much a normal man can do to harm her. And that whatever does harm her will heal near instantly thanks to being a Slayer.

Xander reviewed his new set of memories. In this new changed world it was pretty obvious to him that his patrol buddy was getting pretty worked up at the end of a patrol. Often Joyce recklessly went about taking punches from vampires that she didnt need to. He'd seen her purposefully poking at her bruises and scrapes the next day, hissing through her teeth while her eyes rolled back.

Joyce getting clobbered wasn't exactly sexy or safe. Spanking was much safer. Especially if he was the one who did the spanking.

07 - As Joyce's patrol buddy Xander Harris is aware of her need to recieve punishment. Instead of letting Joyce risk her life against vampires Xander has offered to be the one to punish/discipline Joyce in the safety of her own home with limits and safeguards.

Whoa!

Oh, holy fucking hell.

Wow, he hadn't seen that coming.