Xander Harris

"Should you really be drinking that?" Xander asked his girlfriend Cordelia as she popped open the pink can of sofa.

"I'm thirsty. Besides I think I can fork out the money to cover a single soda for the school's beg for more cash charity drive." Cordelia looked at the pink can in her hand, "Last year at least had chocolate. If we werent about to go waltzing thru graveyards at midnight I wouldn't need the caffeine from a crappy off brand school charity drive soda."

Xander held up his hands in surrender as she took her first sip.

Cordelia stilled as soon as she finished her first sip, turned to face Xander and with a soft dreamy voice asked, "What would your perfect partner be like?"

Xander stilled, robotically turned to face Cordelia and answered robotically. "Funny, kind, caring, loving, strong, understanding, adventurous, courageous, dedicated to the fight, beautiful, glamorous, hot, sexy..."

Cordelia remained the same but as Xander continued on her body began to change, "...huge boobs, curvy ass, abs, kinky, wants to fuck other women, wants to fuck me all the time... Jessica Rabbit meets Big Barda meets Cherry Poptart meets Druuna. But mine."

Cordelia breasts started changing first, swelling and pressing against her shirt. Then her ass began to expand in all directions, stretching her jeans. Her posture shifted as she listed towards Xander and pushed her expanded double D breasts into his arm. When Xander started naming names Cordelia's mouth suddenly formed a cartoonishly perfect cupid bow lips, her face became impossibly perfect, her hair cascaded down to mid back in soft curls, her breasts swelled again and then again and then again until her H cups were wrapped around Xander's arm. Next Cordelia suddenly grew taller not stopping until she was six foot three inches tall, her jeans seem spray paint on her long, long legs ending at mid calf. Cordleia next craned her head down to breath deeply, inhaling Xander's scent, which set her chest to heaving against Xander while her arms raised and embraced him around the shoulders, fingers stroking the exposed skin of his neck. All the while her body filled out with muscles, strong shoulders, big biceps, thick thighs, sculpted calves and wash board abs.

And then the magic ended...

Cordelia blinked.

Xander blinked.