Xander Harris

Sitting on his ass in an alley Xander took a second to think about his life. It really, in retrospect, wasnt going well.

On the outs with his friends due to recent events, between being the only one not at college and what had happened last night... its not like he knew the beer at the bar he worked at was being spiked by a sorcerer. Said bar having burned down thanks to underage kids drinking the spiked beer, which meant he was out of a job now. And just to finish it all off he had no real romantic prospects to speak of as outside of Anya showing up for a singular booty call he hadnt had so much as a second look from any woman in the past two weeks.

Which isnt what lead him to being on his ass in an alley. It was just one more thing going wrong with his life.

Why was he in the alley?

Cause he had followed a vampire and two unaware female victims into the alley. At least thats what he had thought the situation was. He had been a little misinformed it seemed.

The Vamp who stood out in his badly outdated 70s style 'Huggy Bear' pimp threads was, it turned out, and actual pimp. The two sexy smiling ladies walking beside him werent possible victims. They were instead his two... working girls.

When he'd gone into the alley to save the day and told the vamp to step away from the ladies... and then the pimp vamp had sicked his ladies on Xander. One off hand, "Bitches, fuck him up." And the ladies had gone from smiling and sexy to hissing and deadly.

Boy had his face been red in embarrassment. Still he had recovered quickly and not being terminally stupid he'd turned tail and run when the duo of pissed off ladies ran at him. He'd easily escaped as outpacing two ladies in high heels and tight dresses was easy.

When he was well away and out of sight of the duo he had decided then and there he would have to double back and stake the vampire and save the two lovely ladies from being mind controled. He hoped they were being mind controlled.

Which is what he did more or less.

He doubled back, avoiding the ladies. Xander got his stake out early to have it handy. He charged down the alley as he found the vamp pimp still in the same place, apparently waiting on his working girls to comeback. The vamp pimp had choked up on his fancy cane and tried to knock Xander's head off with a big baseball bat style swing. Ducking under the swing to tackle the vampires legs Xander had dragged the vamp down to the ground.

Once on the ground Xander lunged forward and missed his first attempt at staking the vampire by planting the wood stake in the vampires abdomen. The vampire howled and between grabbing at Xander with one hand and reaching for the dropped fancy schmancy cane with the other Xander had enough time to pull the stake free and this time correctly use it, plunging it into the vampire pimp's heart.

Which is how Xander found himself sitting on his ass in an alley. Lightly coated in vampire dust. As he reviewed his past and considered his future.

Whatever his deliberation was going to be it was derailed as he heard the click of high heels on concrete. Looking up and spying the lovely ladies returning Xander got ready for another fight. Spying the fancy schmancy cane not to far from him, and knowing he was lacking a weapon, Xander scrambled over to it and picked it up. Getting into a proper batting stance, Xander choked up on the cane and got ready to swing it at which ever of the ladies decided to start shit first.

He was more then a little surprised when the two ladies just stared at him with vacant eyes before they blinked seemingly in unison and began smiling at him. Which was more then a little creepy. As this wasnt relieved to be rescued smile. This was... brain washed, cult like smiling.

"What, uh, what do you want?" Xander asked,

"Whatever you want, Daddy." The two working girls said in unison.

"What?" Xander was more than a little nonplussed