World of sexual pleasure

The idea struck and you decided to start clicking away at the typewriter.

"Humans have and always will embrace sexual pleasures and fetishes of all kind"

"Clothes are only necessary for one's safety and function, but otherwise, nudity is the norm among humans"

"Human males have on average, 9 to 11 inch penises with balls to match, and females will have a very stretchy vagina and anus"

The moments your fingers left your keyboard, the world started to twist and glow from your point of view before everything eventually goes black and you heard..., an alarm clock ?