With A Offer

"Since, i've never been with a girl, or had any sort of relationship, i have quite a large savings account" he told her.

"Yeah so what?" Sarah replied.

"I want to offer you £2500 for me to have access to your lovely, tight, asshole"

"No fucking way, i've tried it before, got about half my pinky finger in and was in so much pain i said i'll never do it again" She said firmly.

"I'll be careful, nothing ****, this may be the only time i have sex, so i want it all, £5000?"

"Still no"

"Ok well here is my final offer as its my whole savings account, £25000"

"£25000? Wow" She still wasnt sure but it was alot of money.

"Urm o-ok, but i want paying first and if i say stop, stop" she reluctantly accepted the offer.

Gary handed her a cheque for the money. "Lets get into this" he said.