Willy-Nilly

“AHHH! OH MY GOD!” Brooke shouts in embarrassment, upon seeing who it was that rang the doorbell.

Brooke quickly jumps behind you, using you as her cover for her nakedness. Meanwhile, you and the other girls take a moment to register what the person in front of the door is probably seeing—six completely naked women and a man with his pants down, with his penis aggressively erect. The person’s agape mouth and wide eyes tells you just how jarring an image that probably is for them.

Once that comically long moment passes, it finally dawns on all of you what Brooke quickly registered—you should all probably find some cover and not be naked.

The other girls immediately scurry off into the closest rooms, leaving you, Brooke, and Viv standing au naturel in front of your visitor. Your visitor, whose eyes are pointed directly towards your penis, is clearly undergoing a brain malfunction from visual overstimulation.

You quickly pull your pants up to sheathe your sword, and you can tell from your visitor’s repeated blinking that that caused her brain to undergo a **** mental reset.

“Hi!” Viv greets your visitor enthusiastically, seemingly undeterred by her state of undress to be friendly. “I’m Viv! I don’t think we’ve met yet, but I’ve heard so much about you.” Viv introduces herself with a wide smile while extending her hand towards your visitor.

Your visitor looks at Viv’s hand, then at you, then at the massive pitched tent that is your crotch, then back at you, then back at Viv… before finally running away in what you can only assume is trauma.

“DANA!” You shout, before chasing after her without a second thought. As you exit your apartment, you can already hear Dana’s footsteps quickly descending the stairs of the apartment building.

“Dana! Wait! Let me explain!” You shout after her.

“Why do you make it sound like you cheated on her?” You hear Viv shout from the floor above.

“What?” You stop to ask.

“Nothiiiiing~” Viv replies.

*CLANG*

“DANA!” You shout again once you hear the metal of the apartment building’s front door clang.

You quickly make your way down and out the door in an attempt to chase after her; and as soon as you exit, you’re reminded of the tent in your boxers, as you bump said tent onto the back of Dana.

“AH!” Dana shouts in horror.

“Sorry! Ow…” You apologize, before readjusting your erect penis in your boxers. “I’m really sorry about what you saw, Dana. My girlfriend shouldn’t have opened the door willy-nilly like that.” You continue to apologize.

“May I ask why your ‘willy-nilly’ is out on the streets, Jay?” You suddenly hear Becca ask, and you realize that Becca’s probably what caused Dana to stop in her tracks.

“Becca! Hey!” You greet her, before you glance towards Dana, then towards the erection you’re trying to subdue, and then back to Becca before saying, “I can explain.”

“I don’t doubt that.” Becca says with a teasing smirk. “But you need not explain your morning rituals. Especially to me.” Becca continues to say, her smirk saying volumes.

“You know it’s not like that.” You tell her, and she teases you by teasingly raising an eyebrow in doubt. You then notice that Becca’s uncharacteristically carrying a tote bag in each hand, and even have a couple more laid down on the sidewalk next to her.

“Whaddya got there?” You ask.

“Breakfast.” Becca answers.

“I’ll take those.” You say, before taking the tote bags she’s carrying. “Did you walk here with these?” You then ask.

“Of course not. Paige is just looking for parking.” Becca explains.

Meanwhile, Dana uses yours and Becca’s attention being pointed towards each other as the opportunity for her to continue walking away. Once you notice, you immediately call out to her once more, “Dana! Wait!”, but she just continues her stride.

“Ms. Owens,” Becca calls out to her. Unlike you, whose shout was filled with panic, Becca didn’t even shout. She just said her name with the serene calm of someone who expected to get what they wanted. And true to her tone, it gets Dana to stop in her tracks.

“I believe my boyfriend needs to speak with you about something.” Becca tells her, before glancing towards the pitch in your tent too. “But I understand why you are… hesitant.” Becca then tells her.

“Maybe it would be best if we all took a moment. Make sure we don’t go into discussions… ‘willy-nilly’.” Becca advises both you and Dana like she’s mediating.

“I-” Dana utters, trying to say something, but one more glance at your crotch area and she swallows whatever words she was trying to let out.

“I also think it would also be advisable for some of us to hide our… ‘willy-nilly’.” Becca tells you with a raised eyebrow, again, eyeing the pitched tent in your crotch area.

“Can you stop?” You say with a frustrated chuckle. “I get it.” You add.

Becca just gives you a look that says that if you did in fact ‘get it’, you’d already be inside by now.

“I-I’ll go back inside.” You say, getting Becca to nod in agreement. “I’m really sorry for the awkwardness, Dana.” You apologize again, before heading back to the apartment building. As you open the front door, you stop and turn around to address Becca one more time, “Glad to see you’re doing better.”

Becca gives you an appreciative smile, before giving your pitched tent another long glance. Her appreciative smile turns into a playful one before saying, “It seems you are too.”

A few minutes later…

“I’m really sorry!” Brooke, now fully clothed, apologizes profusely to Dana.

“Yeah, Dana. We’re really sorry that you had to see that.” You echo Brooke’s apology.

“Ms. Hoffman — I mean… Becca, explained everything. It’s - quite alright. Really. I was just… surprised, is all.” Dana replies.

“I bet you were.” Viv comments. “Who would expect an apartment to look like a girl’s locker room, am I right?” Viv adds, sidling up to Dana and playfully elbowing her side.

“I bet you loved that growing up.” Stella jokes.

“Oh, I did. Perks of being sexually attracted to the same gender.” Viv frankly answers. “Ain’t that right, Cassie?” Viv adds, getting Stella to blush.

“What the heck did I do?” Cassie asks guiltily.

“Can you guys stop!? We’re apologizing here.” Brooke asks them.

“Like I said, it’s fine Miss…?” Dana replies.

“Oh! Sorry. Totally forgot I haven’t even introduced myself.” Brooke says in realization.

“Oh~, you’ve introduced quite a lot of your… ‘self’ to Dana already.” Viv jokes, getting Dana to blush.

Seeing as how Viv is not only feeding off of but also thriving in the awkwardness, you hug her from behind, lift her off of her feet, and carry her to the dining table.

“Tanya and Maddy seem like they both need your help setting up breakfast.” You tell Viv.

“Great idea, Jay! I’m sure we could use a professional eye for the presentation.” Maddy agrees innocently.

“Oh yeah~, great idea! Now she gets to annoy us instead.” Tanya says sarcastically.

“Excuse you! I can be professional when I want to.” Viv replies in faux offense.

“Mm-hmm.” Tanya says in disbelief.

You then eye the spread of food that Tanya and Maddy have been taking out from the tote bags and realize that Becca brought a lot of food. Granted, there’s like eight of you that’s going to eat. But even in that regard, it looks like it’s enough to feed double that. Your dining table can barely fit all of it.

Maddy seems to notice you eyeing the amount of food too and starts saying, “I was about to ask—”, but Viv cuts her off before she can.

“What the fuck is with all this food?” Viv asks in shock.

“It is a lot, isn’t it?” Tanya comments.

“A lot? Is she planning to feed the entire building?” Viv continues. “Where’d she even order these at this hour?” Viv adds.

Just as Viv asks the question, you all hear the front door of the apartment open. You all turn around towards it, and see why Becca brought so much food.

It looks like she brought company with her.