Where's the story?

Oh...? You were actually looking forward to that story, huh? I kinda figured you were just hanging around Player cause you got off on his smut or you thought it was funny when he died all the time.

Well, I had a lot of things to get to, but I'll tell you how to read it, as one last favor. You have to minimize this window, so print these instructions out or plan to check back here a lot.

First, you need to look at your desktop. That's quite a background you're using! I wonder if your mom knows?

Next, find the folder you titled "Boring Stuff." No, don't show it to me! Nobody wants to see your collection! Just go to the word document that ought to be in there, "The Finale of the Golden Witch."

You don't see it? It ought to be a text document. Look again, dummy! It ought to be right there!

This is weird, but... Maybe Player wasn't able to find his happiness?

I can grant a writer the power of certainty, but if he starts to doubt it for even a minute, he can lose his own certainty. That lack of certainty can cause a traveler between worlds to lose their grip on their identity...

Hey.

Do you think Player's in that darkness? That darkness that's just like nothingness? Not heaven or hell, but something even worse?

If I put him there... That would be...!

Sorry, I thought of something funny. Totally unrelated. Back to Player. There's probably still time to reach him, I guess. In a way, it might be nice to watch him start looping through all of his dumb erotica just to end up back here again. Actually, that sounds pretty good! Reintroduce him for me, would you?