When you're Horny, Fuck [pt. II: Your Inflated Ego] (B)

*Written in Collaboration with NamiChwan

Once in the warm water up to their mid thighs, Nakaba’s hands were all over Robin, “Now why don’t you give your lesson to your captain and present him your holes, babe?”

“Of course.” she replied with a smooth smile and allowed herself to be guided into bending over the ledge and presenting her raised backside to the boy. Nakaba immediately clasped himself against her, wrapping his hands around her beautiful rounded buttmeat, squeezing and pulling at her cheeks. Both her tiny pink puckered asshole and the folds of her slit, lightly furred and a bit battered from a day’s worth of hard fucking.

Luffy stared at her hind-quarters, one hand clutching his aching prick as the quivering tool seemed to demand. A quartet of lithe arms slipped out of the skin of Robin’s legs to reach back and sink wide-spread digits into the soft yielding flesh around her most private of areas. The crease of her butt spread, her tight anus opening along with her folds, the sloppy pink tunnel a mess, still home to a fair number of Nakaba’s thick swimmers.

“What do you think of my private pirate holes, Luffy? Take a good look.”

The Captain was quick to squat down behind her even as Nakaba slipped back to his feet, thwacking his massive prick upon one plump ass-cheek casually as he grinned down at his pervert protege.

Luffy's face grew very close as he peered in with interest, "Ooh! So the insides look like this! Like a blood clam or maybe an oyster! And it smells like cheese!"

"It does?" Robin asked, peering around with a ghost of a smile as Nakaba bent over and played with her boobs, first pressing her expansive tit-flesh into her chest before gently giving one great dangling breast a loud slap, “That’s a weird comparison, Luffy.”

Nakaba scoffed and shook his head at these two heart-warming sugar nuggets, even mentally corrupted into the most debaucherous of activities their comradely relationship was just so cheery and affecting. It was almost enough to make his own lewd heart grow three sizes in one day! In any event, he reached down past Robin’s gorgeous shapely butt-cheeks to ruffle Luffy’s hair by grasping his silly hat.

"Go ahead and give that sexy hole a taste. Let's put that appetite of yours to good use."

Luffy didn’t need to be told twice when the use of his mouth was called for and he lurched forward, grasping at her folds with his finger-tips even as his face pressed closer, his tongue leading the way. His pink saliva covered tongue met her pink arousal pussy flesh, lapping without care.

“A bit bitter and sour...huh…” commented Luffy casually, his review not pausing his taste-test in the slightest.

Nakaba just grinned, one hand heavily supporting his throbbing length not quite able to believe that the infamous Straw Hat Monkey D. Luffy was absurdly licking at a cunt for the first time at his own insistent behest. “Well, let me fix that for you! Don’t you know- It's surely normal that you, Luffy, will love the taste of pussy, happily lapping up whatever juices flows out from around there.”

Luffy’s enthusiasm for licking at her quim had not been low, but Nakaba’s words seemed to set off a fire in the Straw Hat Captain. His face pressed forcefully against Robin’s silky butt-cheeks, his tongue stabbing and strobbing, even as the palm of one hand pressed into his own chin, the digits along the silk folds of her pussy.

"Ahh! Luffy, you're… very good at this… ahh…" Robin's head dipped down, her eyes rolling back as she pressed her ass more fully against his face. Her hands clenched into fists and she let out a contented sigh. Nakaba loved seeing her writhe in pure bliss as he felt his own member throb heavily. He took a seat on the ledge, sliding his butt along it until she was in his lap, the substantial masses of her breasts jostling around his swaying prick. He filled his hands with them, squeezing the huge, soft and fleshy tits as they hung loosely from her chest. With every squeeze and massage, with every tug of her nipples, she let out an adorable gasp or a pleasured moan.

Or that could be the Captain’s long tongue and appreciative slurps upon her sex…

Robin’s eyes sparkled with mischief as they met Nakaba’s and he slapped the side of one tit, “Such an ill-mannered babe… churlish even. Fuck me with your tits, you stupid slut.”

“Yes, Nakaba-sama” she said with a coy smile, squashing her breasts together with bent elbows, she proceeded to do just that, his cock sliding within the compression of her wet monster boobs. With Luffy squeezing his head into the gap between her thighs, the brim of his hat tickling her butt as he lapped at her leaking slit with a glutton’s determination, Robin laughed as she bounced up and down, giving Nakaba the most luscious titty-fucking ever.

A few wonderfully pleasurable minutes passed like this, three naked individuals in a bath. The Brave Captain, the Trusted Archaeologist, and the Lewd Interloper. The natural hierarchy of authority on board inverted by a pair of perversely powered earrings. Now that captain was on his hands and knees down in the water having the time of his life as he lapped and sucked on his archaeologist's pussy like an animal. And she enjoyed his youthful face rubbing up against her juicy bubble butt while the vast majority of her attention and focus was providing her service to that interloper. And he sat astride the side of the bath like a king, a king receiving one of the best tit-fucks of his life. The water splashed and swayed with their bodies as they moved in time, his hands wandering over the bouncing masses and squeezing them as he thrust between them. He played with her nipples, pulling and twisting on them, stretching her funbags out as her body rocked back and forth.

And all the while Monkey D. Luffy was going crazy, the fingers of both hands sinking deep into Robin’s fleshy buns as he feasted without end, his adventurous tongue even exploring her other tight little hole. It didn’t taste even half as good as her other one, but the way Robin’s big butt jerked around as he wriggled his tongue deep was funny. Even better it caused a bunch more of her delicious tangy juices to come bursting out of her pussy and Luffy stretched his bottom lip down to catch his appetizing reward.

“I think it’s finally time for you to take that rubber member and carve out your own spot in Nico Slut Queen Bitch Honey Robin’s pussy!” Nakaba suddenly exclaimed and they watched her grow an extra hand to quickly slap her raised ass cheeks to send them jiggling around. It made Luffy hungrier, but he also wanted to follow Nakaba’s fun ideas.

“So you say that Robin’s pee hole…” Luffy began, reaching down and unceremoniously opening Robin’s puffy lips with his fingers to look inside her again. Making the archeologist’s breath catch in her throat from the suddenness of it. “...is designed for my funstick? And that she’ll feel good if I use it there?” He asked, pointing a finger in her soggy snatch.

“T-that’s correct Luffy.” Robin beamed with positive encouragement. “Well done.”

After another laugh at his genuine curiosity in her creamy crotch and her sweet sanctimonious supportiveness, Nakaba decided to take a different approach, “You feel that burning heat down in your dick? That primal desire from your balls to unleash your frustrations? That’s your body ordering you to fuck a hole that’s designed for fucking. To slam a piece of ass so fine she’s begging for your sauce.”

“Sauce?” Luffy perked up again at the mention of food.

“He means ejaculate, or cum.” Robin corrected. “After you’ve stimulated your funstick with my pussy enough, you’ll feel a sensation that sort of feels like urinating but much better. Your body will take the cum from your testicles and shoot it through your penis until it’s spreading into my fuck hole. That’s called cumming.”

“And there’s no better place in the world to cum than the spread lips of a satisfied hole.” added Nakaba a bit absently as he played with Robin’s mighty boobs himself, sandwiching her tit-flesh around his mammoth prick.

“Is that why Sanji always likes staring at naked women?” asked Luffy, an actual epiphany level thought widening his eyes, “Because he wants to put his penis in them? Why don’t you let him Robin?”

Nakaba cut in. “Women want to find their perfect mate before letting them cum. And the perfect mate has the biggest dick.” Luffy gestured down to Nakaba’s cock. “That’s right. Unless they’re stubborn to their own desire like your navigator, most women would throw themselves at something my size without having to settle for a lesser man.”

“Can confirm.” Robin chuckled.

“Wow.” exclaimed Luffy with a brilliant smile and a firm nod for Nakaba that dripped with sheer solidarity, “I think I understand your dream now Nakaba. You want to make a bunch of women happy with your penis!”

Nakaba stared in open wonder himself at the Straw Hat, a tear practically forming in the corner of one eye. Well, in actuality it was that he wanted a bunch of women to make him happy with his penis. But that was like ninety percent the same exact statement so...

“A pleasured woman is the sign of a virile stud Luffy, correct.” Robin chimed in. “But Nakaba here also wants the world’s babes because he believes he is entitled to them with such perfect penile posture. And I’m starting to believe he is correct.”

Nakaba’s cock pulsed at her sultry stare before shaking himself out of his horny stupor. “Anyway, quit yer stalling Straw Hat!” He yelled in driving passion while leaning past Robin’s smooth, currently in doggy-style back, poking rubber chest muscles, “Learn by doing already! Take that virgin cock and penetrate your spread legged crew mate!”

“Alright! So pushy.” Luffy shrugged then absentmindedly thrust his hips forwards, his rubber cock bending against her firm ass cheek. “Whoops! Missed it, lemme try again. Whoops! Slipped right over it! Whoops! This is fun!”

He thrust again and again, Luffy sweating and huffing as he attempted to **** himself inside her. Robin was endlessly patient, though she did have the head of Nakaba’s huge cock kissing her throat to play with. Nakaba enjoyed the attention of her mouth, her jugs, and her hands upon his member but still more he relished the awkward intimacy he’d orchestrated with nothing but the power of his earring-backed sentences...the sweat, the sounds, the wiggling bodies, the expressions. It was all so fascinating to him.

But a novice’s fumbling could only be entertaining for so long…

“Give him a bloody hand already.” Nakaba ordered his babe with a hand to his face. That very babe crossing her arms and sprouting several new appendages to take hold of her captain’s cock, as well as her own smeared slit, and joined the two together with perfect precision. The future pirate king’s virginity was officially lost thanks to the two’s efforts, his mushroom head slipping inside the tight wet hole his archaeologist was providing for him.

“Oh!” Luffy exclaimed once his tip popped inside the woman. New sensations, never before felt by rubber penis, were suddenly surging upwards to his nubile brain. “Wow Robin, your lower mouth must really like the taste of me because it’s chewing really hard!”

Robin hummed in amusement as Luffy forgot all the terms they taught him already. “If you move deeper it’ll chew you up even more.”

Luffy gave her a surprised look. “It goes deeper?! This mystery hole is amazing Robin!” He chuckled and once more unceremoniously shoved his hips forwards to dive further inside.

Blood surged and engorged Luffy’s penis as he was squeezed by Robin’s crotch. He hadn’t expected such a rush of feelings when he’d thrust but it suddenly felt like his whole body was being zapped with lightning, a feeling very rare for the rubber boy. It almost made him wanna pee (he thought it was pee at least) immediately, but he managed to hold it in. Stretching skin was being pulled this way and that by Robin’s bumpy insides, his family jewels had never felt so incredible before and he wondered if anyone else knew about women’s holes feeling so good for your penis.

“Nakaba? W-what’s happening to my d-dick?” Luffy asked with growing worry. “It can feel every part of Robin’s hole and it’s making me feel weird. Like gear second but just down here.”

The babe spotter could only look on in perverted glee. “I dunno what kinda car powers you’re talking about but this is what sex is my clueless companion.” He sneered while pushing a finger into rubber forehead, “A babe has gobbled up your rubber schlong for the purposes of recreation and reproduction. You have to respect her desires and use your hard funstick to penetrate and reciprocate that pleasure she’s giving you.”

“I use my penis?”

Nakaba rolled his eyes. This guy was really gonna fight losing his virginity every step of the way, wasn’t he? “Okay, trust me here and follow my orders completely. Start moving your hips back until just the tip is inside her hole.” Without even an affirmative nod, Luffy begins to do as commanded. “Feel her juicy pussy gush around you as you draw it out. Drag out her natural lube that tells you she’s down to clown. Let it soak into your bitch breaker right down to your balls, we’ll be needing that lovely wetness in a second.”

Luffy didn’t respond or ask questions anymore. Robin felt way too good inside, Nakaba was showing him how to feel good so he just wanted to listen to his babe spotter’s words.

“Now you are back on the precipice of pleasure again. See how her lips beg for you to return? Exiting her felt nice, right?” Luffy nodded enthusiastically, “Good. Those are the two actions you have to remember. In and out. My babe’s pussy will be more than hospitable for your first time Captain.” He maliciously chuckled as he watched the sweat pour off their bodies, lightly teasing his own dick to this fancy porn he’d constructed. “So what’ll you do?”

There was a twitch in the boy’s eye as he held himself back from discovering the pleasures that lay inside his companion. “In and out.” He repeated breathlessly, like a credo burning into his mind. “In and out. In and out. To fuck Robin with my penis I go in and out.”

Luffy’s voice started growing guttural, and Nakaba could see long dormant instincts begin to stretch their way into his mind. The virgin’s hands had found how great Robin’s ass was to maul, but it was only making the twitching worse as he waited for permission to actually let his new credo loose.

Nakaba watched the growing frantic urges with glee. “Correct. Go nuts kid.”

Without a millisecond of space between the order, a mighty SLAP! echoed in the blue tiled room as pelvis met ass cheek for the second time. “INNNN!” Came Luffy’s mighty cry, stars forming in his eyes as his second time in a pussy unlocked more bouncy feelings in his rubber cock.

The speared babe had also not been fully expecting the rush of it all, her legs shaking visibly as she struggled to stay stood in the slippy bath. “I-in and..?” She hummed politely to the boy inside her. Still using her schoolteacher voice even when being fucked.

It worked though, Luffy’s new mantra swimming to the surface. “Out! And IN! And Out!” He began chanting, squeezing his hands tightly around the woman’s waist and guiding her up and down his cock. The archaeologist turned onahole gave him a positive smile, but was unable to say anything without risking losing her speech to a moan.

Nakaba couldn’t help but fucking love the juxtaposition of their attitudes and actions. Such sweet cinnamon rolls deserved to be humping each other’s brains out on the regular and he was just the man to make it happen. Though nothing more than casual fuckbuddies as Nico Robin was his to own. He just didn’t have too many hang ups sharing as long as the other man knew their position was lower than him.

The Straw Hat boy had perhaps never felt better than right now. Some part of him thought he should be angry. Robin had been hiding such a wet hot space on her body that was perfect for his penis! But that washed away into the hypnotic thrill of going in and out of her. Some part of him thought he should feel grateful. Nakaba had said Luffy was the only one on the crew who could borrow Robin’s fuckhole! But even that washed away to the thrills of fucking. Everything washed away. Even the words he kept repeating. ‘In’ and ‘out’ became meaningless noises as Luffy’s brain dissolved to the electricity that flared in his brain. He kept the actions going but internally Monkey D. Luffy became nothing but an animal. Making himself feel good was the only thing that made any sense.

A new mantra filled his heart. Just a single word this time: Fuck.

“Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!” was Luffy’s grunting accompaniment to his musical drumming of flesh on flesh. The only other noise he made was a “Ffffuuuuu----binnnnn” before the grunting returned.

“Aww, look at the little virgin go. He’s so happy his brain went dead from pleasure! That usually happens to the ladies with me, but to each his own.” Nakaba sneered a bit even though he couldn't help but be a little bit overawed by the grunting, pounding young man. His lithe torso was absolutely chiseled with muscles glistening with moisture, nude his six-pack of abs continued right on down forming ten bulging ridges that combined with a ferocious V-cut to draw the potential babe's eye right to the lad's pussy pleaser.

Nakaba ran one hand idly down his own un-muscular form, his fairly soft middle and felt a bit… paltry. Of course, that feeling didn’t last long at all as Nakaba’s attention naturally gravitated to the familiar weight pulling at his pelvis. He smirked as he hefted his massive, throbbing length in his hands, confident he was far more man where it counted, “I was going to ask about your stupid fucking name ‘Monkey Deez Nuts Luffy’, but I guess you’re just named after the animal you fuck like! Bahahaha!”

The woman whose tits were flopping around below her tried to give an agreeable grunt, but only managed a few small words. “Yes… a monkey… how amusing…”

“You’re being awfully quiet.” Nakaba grinned down at her. “You even feeling anything from him?”

Robin sighed to collect herself but still smiled through the pumping. “You know it is only normal for me to vocalise myself during official babe proceedings. Just because I am quiet doesn’t mean I am unpleased. My pussy is feeling rather happy with Luffy’s attempt.” She admitted, propping an elbow on the bath to look back at her captain. “Even with his body's natural problems…”

“Guooohhh!!!” The insinuation he had sexual issues wasn’t bothering the boy’s first time in the slightest. Words bounced off his ears like they were made of some sort of rubber.

Nakaba was interested in hearing his potential superiority though. “Problems?”

“Rubber has a tendency to sponge around. And when one wants a good hard dicking it might not be the optimal substance for slamming.” Robin explained, “Though it seems to bring its own pleasures as well. When his tip pushes my cervix the girth seems to expand in the middle, which is a rather unique sensation for sex.”

Nakaba rubbed his chin to the odd ideas, “Hmm, so he’s good then?”

Robin raised an eyebrow to her owner. “My dear Nakaba… do I detect a twinge of jealousy?”

“Fuck no, I-”

“A rookie rutting would never reach the peaks of Babe Spotting that you can and have achieved.” She casually demeaned her captain’s attempt, making Nakaba feel more assured that his primary (and currently only) babe wasn’t in any risk of being lost. “But that also doesn’t mean that the power of my captain combined with his moderate size has zero effect on a horny bitch such as I.”

After an internal cackle Nakaba shot out, “Well, you said it.”

“Besides…” She put her head in one hand to look back at the animalistic man. “Luffy’s saved my life many times before, and one’s heart has a tendency to affect their enjoyment of even the most awful of sex. To be able to use my holes to let him lose his virginity is a blessing to me. He’s cute and his rubber funstick is certainly moving in very interesting ways inside me. With your guidance he could be a sexual **** to be reckoned with. And though perhaps he will never overcome someone so naturally gifted as yourself...” She looked back at him with a warm smile at his animalistic face. “...he’s still a good boy.”

“‘Cute’? ‘Good boy’?” Nakaba smirked at her word choice. The age difference between the rutting raven haired duo hadn’t been lost on him. Not to mention the scene’s younger-brother-excitement meets calm-motherly-woman vibe. “Maybe Nico Robin is more MILF than I gave her credit for.”

“I certainly will be soon with the amount of baby juice your elephant trunk shoots into my blood clam.” Robin lightly shot back, enjoying the tit and tat of her interactions with Nakaba. The babe spotter had become a rather bad influence on her as a naughty idea sparked in her mind, “But Nakaba-san, if you truly miss playing with this babe’s hole there are ways around that.” She giggled then showed him her hand before pointing at his.