When you're Horny, Fuck [pt. II: Your Inflated Ego] (A)

*Written in Collaboration with NamiChwan

“A freaking library too?! Seriously, what is with this floating palace you guys call a pirate ship?" remarked Nakaba as he followed Robin's swaying scantily clad hips through the circular shaped library towards the ladder that went up to the next floor.

“This is mine and Nami’s paradise on board, and where she does most of her surveying.” Remarked Robin over her shoulder without missing a step as she ascended the ladder.

“Yep. Franky built the Sunny and he took requests! Everyone got what they wanted!” Luffy happily declared from behind before pausing and shaking his head in a disappointed manner, “And instead of a big trampoline room, the girls asked for a lot of boring books.”

“And sea charts.” Robin patiently added from above.

When he got to the ladder after her Nakaba stopped and pulled Luffy in wrapping a friendly arm about his shoulders as he pushed the boy’s chin up with a finger, directing his attention to his Babe’s beautiful buns as she climbed above them.

"Now that's a view, eh Luffy?"

“Shi shi shi! Yea, it looks like Robin’s buttcheeks are eating her shorts! That’s so funny!"

Nakaba cocked his head and responded slowly, "While that is true..." he paused, narrowed his eyes, temptations to change the captain's super virgin mind with the earring growing. "Is there nothing else you think of when you see such a sight?"

Luffy pondered the view a little more, Robin hovering at just the top of the ladder as her Captain stared hard at her undercarriage. The Straw Hat captain eventually worked his two brain cells together to remark, "Her butt kind of looks like two big mochi balls? Hey, does this training thing involve eating? I'm getting hungry."

Nakaba grinned a little, it was a start. “Why yes, I think we might have two big mochi balls up there for you.” Nakaba bound up the ladder after Robin who’d already disappeared into the room above.

Soon enough he found himself in a small alcove with a sink and mirror as well as a window that looked out across the full sweep of the ship from the back. There was a closed door to one side but he followed Robin through another into a steamy full bath area. He shook his head as he planted his hands on his hips and looked around, "Well at least I finally found the shitter. But WHY is this on top of that library? How does that make any sense? I think this Franky guy has a few screws loose.”

A very large bath tub filled nearly half of the room following the curves of the wall with a big window that looked out at the ocean behind the ship while the rest of the space was open with a shower head, a few rinsing faucets and stools for scrubbing.

Robin didn’t say anything, she was just giving him one of her trademarked inscrutable little smiles even as she stood near the tub, having apparently just tested the temperature of the water. Her big breasts and upward pointing ass were forming a beautiful S shaped line as she bent.

Nakaba couldn’t help but stare at her wonderful rump, making her take a pair of scissors to a set of jeans and turn them into the tiniest denim thong had been inspired.

“Huh. What’s going on?” Luffy asked, looking from side to side as if it hadn’t been obvious where they’d been going. That made sense for Nakaba but presumably the captain was aware of his own ship’s layout. Then again, he was kind of an idiot. A lovable idiot, but still. “Are we taking a bath? I had one four days ago so I'm still clean.”

“In a manner of speaking.” answered Robin as she approached the two of them.

Nakaba still wasn’t at all prepared for the arms to erupt from his sides and he cried out even as Luffy did much the same, “Ack! Robin's starting a tickle fight! She always wins those!"

A trio of pushy arms slipped quite freakishly out from each of their shins to tripod upon the floor and their bodies were smoothly made to face each other even as the long feminine limbs running down their torsos expertly divested them of their clothing. With both boys stripped of their tops, Luffy’s torso wiry and ripped versus Nakaba’s lanky and smooth, the ballet of hands slowed and moved in unison as they went for their groins. Luffy frowned a little at his archaeologist.

"Robin! I don't need any help, ya know!" He moaned but her hands were undeterred. "Careful of my Nami panties at least!"

Unsnap. Unzip. Robin made quite sure the unveiling would be simultaneous for she knew her Babe Spotter's proclivities and inclinations to a T even after barely half a day of knowing him. She was nothing if not observant.

Flies opened. Pink and white striped pantie with a little cutsie bow verse thick coarse black pubic hair. Then she drew down their pants to their ankles, catching Luffy’s panties along and suddenly both young men were finally meeting dick to dick.

As his own uncoiled and bounced around, slapping his thighs as it did, Nakaba snorted with amusement as he took the infamous unstoppable Straw Hat’s full measure.

Nakaba had always enjoyed this game with the other bad lads on the old island, probably because on his first go he'd beat a proud punk three years older who'd already been out to sea and back. And he just kept winning even as the seasons passed and his block and tackle kept lowering and their fish and chips stayed static.

When some slutty lasses were added to the mix, that's when the real fun began. Nothing like the 'oohs and ahhs' when he unleashed the Sea King and his buds were left doing their best to draw some attention to their little minnows. To say nothing of the screams and the moans compared to soft sighs and bored looks.
It was really too bad Akaba was such an uptight kind of guy since Mama's womb turned out to have a specialty in producing monstrously well-hung cocks.

Luffy's flaccid dick looked more substantial than most and Nakaba was impressed. Looked like he'd probably be a fat little fucker with all that loose skin and he even had a decent pair of nuts on'em. Nakaba's estimation of his would-be disciple's potential went up. Though weirdly the guy’s crotch area was completely clean of hair even though he’d clearly passed through puberty and yet definitely lacked the fastidiousness for such groinal grooming.

A rare serious frown came over the goofy captain.”I do like the game of who can piss the furthest, even if Ace always won. But we should do it outside Nakaba, Nami hates it when I miss the toilet bowl and we’re really far away right now.” Luffy warned with his grumpiest ‘adult’ voice. A voice that crumbled quickly when he pointed and laughed at Nakaba’s junk, his dangling, very much lesser, dick jiggling. "But maybe that’s not a problem for you! Your weiner is so big, Nakaba! Shi shi shi, it looks like an elephant's trunk!"

Throughout the unveiling, Robin's magic limbs were never idle, hands and arms haloing out from around each boy's crotch, taking their members in hand. Luffy looked down, his eyes going wide at the feeling as they lifted the shafts upward even as balls were palmed and then squeezed, their sacks roiling as they were pulled out past their thighs.

"Shi shi shi your pouch too! It looks like you're smuggling a pair of melons down there!"

Huh. Nakaba certainly wasn't used to this sort of reaction. Guys were generally off putt or intimidated, pissy or just overawed by his size. He glanced at Robin, "Is it really that funny looking?"

"In truth there is a certain comic air to it, at least for one who has not seen it stand fiercely and conquer a woman's sex with ease and sheer power. Somewhat like a long balloon or perhaps a tail pinned on the donkey. It looks to be stolen from an ogre perhaps, and rather big for your frame.”

There was a tiny upward curve to her lips and a crinkle at her eyes before she switched from gently teasing her sullen Babe Spotter to reassuring him at her oblivious Captain's expense.

"For truly few men have placid endowments that reach so successfully towards their knees, most are like dear Luffy here, content to rest upon the soft diminutive pillows of their testes until it is time for erection."

"They are soft." Remarked Luffy casually as he grabbed at his nuts within the forest of hands upon his junk. “It’s because I’m made from rubber!”

The twin writhing exploding flowers of lower arms stroked and pleasured them both with skill and smooth coordination. Both Nakaba and Luffy groaned and gasped, practically **** to pump and thrust their hips as their swiftly swelling and hardening members were stimulated. The captain received first one stroking hand but soon moved to two as he lengthened. The babe spotter started with three but eventually there was room for several more as his penile real estate grew steadily.

Soon Luffy D. Monkey's full size was apparent and Nakaba satisfied his juvenile interest. He was still impressed even as he smugly enjoyed the very unequal side by side comparison that Robin was currently receiving.

Luffy really did have a fat cock that seemed to swell and bulge outward more than halfway down its length. Blessed like Nakaba with an oversized glans, that wide pink helmet seemed to take up nearly a full three inches of the boy's perhaps eight inch length. It gave the captain's member a decidedly stout appearance even as Nakaba's third leg soon rose fully to obnoxiously push into Luffy's crotch space, his own fist-sized cockhead practically touching the other boy's pelvis as it easily crossed the space between them. Some of the hands erupting from the captain's own hips switched teams to tug and stroke the greater cock even as plenty of Robin-fists remained loyal, continuing to cater to their chosen swelling, hardening lower body parts.

Luffy's mouth hung open as he stared at the riotous motion of limbs upon their excited quivering groins, "T-told you Robin always wins tickle fights..." He puffed, the boy’s first real erection growing new thoughts in his rubber brain. “She’s just got too many fingers… and they’re so soft…”

Nakaba chuckled even as he looked to Robin who was sitting on the ledge of the nearby tub, an amused little smile upon her face as she magically controlled her many duplicated limbs, "This is called a hand-job, my boy. But AIN'T no man has received a stellar one like THIS! Like only my first and BEST babe can supply!"

Luffy's face was twisted into a big grin as he stared down and pumped his hips in time with all of the stroking hands, "Oy, that FEELS so good! Maybe my family jewels like to be squeezed!"

Nakaba chortled, appreciating the captain’s child-like enjoyment of the salacious act. “Alright, alright, Robin. Leave off with all the hands and let’s teach Luffy how to fuck!”

The still straw hat wearing but otherwise nude boy’s shoulders sagged as the miracle arms suddenly retreated into his skin, “Awww….”

“Oh no need to feel put out, dear Luffy.” commented Robin as she approached, shrugging off her ridiculously small and scanty jean vest to fully reveal her massive mounds, pendulous and milky, jiggling and swinging as she moved. “There’s much more pleasure to be had…”

She knelt down on the floor beside them and Nakaba stepped back even as he pressed a hand into Luffy’s lower back, guiding the boy so that his hips faced Robin, his big dick thrusting into her face. She casually took the captain’s cock into her hand and he grunted and murmured in response, thrusting his hips a bit, “It does feel nice…”

Nakaba clasped a hand upon Luffy’s shoulder as he sidled up next to the guy, his own tremendous prick stabbing out to first punch Robin’s shoulder before bouncing with an audible thwack! upon the top of it, “See this? This is basically one of the hottest things ever. A woman getting on her knees before a man.”

Luffy cocked his head to the side, “It is? It doesn’t feel very hot…”

Nakaba scoffed and soon grinned even as his dark haired beautiful babe opened her mouth and sealed it over Luffy’s fat cockhead, “How ‘bout now? Look at her! She’s taking your penis into her mouth! She is fellating the dirty organ you piss with and lathering it intimately with her taster!” He cast one arm out in a sweeping motion even as Robin gulped deeply and yanked on his shaft with both hands, her warm wet mouth milking him with an easy rhythmic motion. The archaeologist also noted the taste of meat had also seeped its way into her captain’s crotch, internally giggling at knowing the naughty tastes of two of her crewmates now.

The unique reactions just kept coming, Luffy putting his hands on his hips and giggling. “I suppose Robin’s mouth is pretty hot, so maybe you’re not crazy after all! Shishishi!” Making his two watchers either roll their eyes or smile with a dick in their mouth. Nakaba just ignored him and started roughly guiding his babe’s head back and forth on the rubber cock.

Lewd schlicks reached their ears as the sedate pirate woman bobbed and Nakaba cried out with enthusiasm, “Look at this! You're standing tall to look out across the world while this mere lass’ face is about your groin, her whole world is your prick, her brain, herSELF, sliding back and forth atop your fat shaft! Is this not the natural state of ‘The Pirate King’?! Did Roger not have a bevy of women **** to wash his entire body with their mouths and suck his dick like a straw?!”

“I don’t remember anyone saying he did.” Luffy admitted without taking his eyes off what Robin was doing. “But… if it feels like this then maybe he should...”

Nakaba laid a hand on Robin’s crown, his fingers digging deep into her dark tresses as he drove his cock into the side of Luffy’s and she obediently spit the captain’s out, letting it drag along her smooth cheek even as she opened her lips wide and accepted the larger penis into her mouth.

Luffy’s eight inches were in Robin’s stroking fist even as her lips parted wide for Nakaba’s huge girth. He pumped his hips and gripped her head, battering the back of her throat with his enormous glans, feeling her gag a bit and fitfully trying to swallow his bulky cockhead.

He gently elbowed the captain’s side, “Honestly, I’m surprised at you, Luffy. A proper pirate captain demands this sort of service from his female crew.”

“Eh? He does? I didn’t know that!”

"Arrr! Of course he does!" Nakaba laughed, "The great pirate king had a bouquet of buxom wenches to pleasure him whenever he desired and do as he commanded! Roger had dozens of gorgeous women, all of whom were happy to suck his dick and do whatever filthy thing he wanted! And… And no doubt, he had a major league Babe Spotter to tend to them!”

He continued to chuckle, shaking his head at the wide-eyed belief in Luffy’s eyes before he said,
“And, you know- nothing underlines your authority in full view of your crew, like a hot babe on her knees and bobbing her head, preferably two or three!”

Robin casually switched guiding Luffy’s into her mouth, using her tongue and lips on his shaft while milking Nakaba’s with her fist.

“Wow! You must really like Roger to know all that about him! I didn’t even know there WERE girls with three heads!” Luffy excitedly stared with stars in his eyes. Nakaba almost thought Luffy was smarter than he seemed and was being this level of idiot just to get on his nerves. Though that thought was discarded when the captain spasmed a little and exclaimed, “Woah! That felt really really good when you licked the under bit Robin! How’d you know to do that?”

Robin softly smiled as she cocked her head and looked up at Luffy, “I read about it in a book, that there are certain spots on a man’s penis that feel especially good when licked or sucked. I’m so glad that you enjoyed it.”

Nakaba tilted his head at his babe and slapped her suction-made concave cheek with his dong a couple of times, not quite believing the stoic archaeologist had read a blowjob book. Even if she clearly knew her stuff.

“Anyway!” he declared expansively even as an exuberant Luffy gripped the sides of her head and thrust his thick penis in and out of her sucking lips, Robin’s cheeks bulging with him, “As you can see. A Babe’s body is basically a playground for that Fun Stick between your legs. There isn’t one part of it that isn’t fun to play with.”

Luffy had a big smile on his face as he looked down at Robin, pumping his hips in time with her bobbing head.

Nakaba got the feeling that he wasn’t listening at all, that there wasn’t a thought in his head but what he was feeling on his dick. He grinned himself as this was exactly the sort of result he was looking for, reorienting the simple-minded Captain towards the pleasures of the flesh.

Gripping Luffy’s shoulder and squeezing, Nakaba continued, “A Babe like Robin’s got holes you can stick your dick inside for instant pleasure. And there’s nothing more exciting than bending her body in whatever freaky position you want as you’re railing her. Such is a woman of infinite fetish potential: long legs, pouty lips, thick ass, smooth belly, anything that tickles every possible fucking fancy you may have! And then as the pièce de résistance you get to dump a fat load of cum inside her or even all over her face!”

Robin almost felt embarrassed to be complimented so much. She didn’t really know how to react to her features being so glaringly picked up by such a talented babe spotter, so she just made it a point to suck extra hard on his prick. Something Nakaba instantly picked up on.

He grinned maliciously at the ease of it all, running a hand in her hair and slamming his mushroom head to the back of her head for her reward. “Seriously, you think eating is fun? Sex is way, WAY better!”

Luffy shrugged, "I don't know, Nakaba. That all sounds pretty fun. But food-MEAT- is the best! Nothing else can come close to the taste of meat!" The rubber boy explained, though was also wanting his turn in Robin’s mouth again soon, kissing her cheek with his tip.

“Oh we’ll see about that.” Nakaba grinned and gave the nude, save for his ever present straw hat, boy a light shove, “Into the bath! And as for you my slutty Queen Bitch…”

He caught Robin’s arm and pulled her to her feet. With Luffy cast aside, the two of them embraced, extra Robin hands slipping out from her smooth stomach to catch and stroke his plank, drawing it up to nestle up between her breasts. Their bodies pressed close together Nakaba and Robin made out, their hands exploring each other’s skin.

Luffy watched, now standing in the large bath with an insistent boner hanging out over the surface of the water as the babe spotter’s hands first took big grabs of Robin’s butt before he pulled at her tiny denim thong. Soon enough while the woman’s original arms continued to hold Nakaba’s head and stroke his hair while she kissed him, a plethora of arms appeared along their lower halves that swiftly divested her of the jean shorts and the panties she’d been wearing.

They broke apart and they turned to join Luffy, unencumbered naked bodies moving in interesting ways. He couldn’t resist giggling at the amusing show their exposed flesh put on, both Robin’s big boobs and ample butt jiggled and swayed while Nakaba’s lengthy prick swung heavily from right to left, his walk a bit bow-legged to make room for his ponderous gonads.